DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

Witch Hunt (2018)

Nick Zano: Nate Heywood

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• Nate Heywood : Well, I decided to extend my trip to 2018, and I may possibly be living a little bit at the Bureau.

  Ava Sharpe : You couldn't spring for a hotel?

  Nate Heywood : Well, here's a fun fact about staying in the present: it costs money. And as a Legend, your salary is the... friendships you make along the way.

  Ava Sharpe : Got'cha.

• Ava Sharpe : [working late and hearing a noise]  Gary? Is that you? Did you sleepwalk to work again?

  Nate Heywood : [startling each other]  Whoa, whoa!

  Ava Sharpe : Oh, my god!

  Nate Heywood : What is wrong with you?

  Ava Sharpe : Nate? What the hell are you doing here? And why aren't you wearing pants?

  Nate Heywood : I can explain. And thank you for not mentioning the shower cap.

  Ava Sharpe : Pretend I did.

  Nate Heywood : Coconut oil makes my hair more buoyant.

  Ava Sharpe : Really?

  Nate Heywood : Mm-hmm.

  Ava Sharpe : I should try that. And, uh, the pants situation?

• Nate Heywood : Oh, crap. That's my dad.

  Ava Sharpe : Wait a second. That's your dad?

  Nate Heywood : Yeah. This must be one of his secret government projects he could never tell me about. I can't go in there, Ava. I will make this worse.

  Ava Sharpe : Come on, Nate, you're family. How bad could it be?

  Nate Heywood : Oh, last time I saw him, I insulted his life's work and literally said "I don't need your money."

  Ava Sharpe : Oh, okay, that's bad.

• Nate Heywood : Hey, how'd it go out there?

  Ava Sharpe : Well, you better start packing your things, because he just gave the entire Bureau an eviction notice.

  Nate Heywood : Did you tell him about the magical creatures?

  Ava Sharpe : Oh, yeah. He's not buying it. He needs proof.

  Nate Heywood : Oh, that is such a Hank thing.

• Nate Heywood : I spent my entire life trying to convince Hank that I made something of myself, and most of the time, I was faking it, okay? So he's supposed to suddenly believe I'm a superhero who fought a unicorn. Come on.

  Ava Sharpe : Look, I know it's hard doing good when it seems like no one notices, but I have seen the good that you can do, okay? And that's why I believe that you can help us here, not because you're Hank's son, but because you...

  [seeing his attention drift off] 

  Ava Sharpe : Look at me.

  [he does so] 

  Ava Sharpe : You are a hero, okay? Now, Gary's seeing him out. We still have time.

  Nate Heywood : [standing up]  You schmoozed me.

  Ava Sharpe : Did it work?

• Henry Heywood : [Nate is trying to prove magic exists]  Son, I don't know who put you up to this, but...

  [the Fairy Godmother's spell is lifted, and Ray becomes human again] 

  Nate Heywood : [steeling up]  Oh, yeah, I'm also a superhero. And this is my friend Ray.

  Ray Palmer : Oh, hi, Mr. Heywood. Nice to finally meet you.

  Henry Heywood : How much money do you need to ensure that this never happens again?

  Ava Sharpe : $4.2 billion a year, sir.

  Henry Heywood : Done.

• Nate Heywood : Do you hear that? That's $4.2 billion, hell to the yes. Meet me uptown, Ava Sharpe.

  [they high-five] 

  Nate Heywood : Mm.

  Ava Sharpe : Okay, that was terrifying.

  Nate Heywood : Yeah.

  Ava Sharpe : But clearly effective. Thank you.

  Nate Heywood : Anytime. Always happy to help.

  Ava Sharpe : How about tomorrow? Now that I have $4.2 billion burning a hole in my pocket, you said you could use some income. I could use a guy like you around here. Think about it.

• Nate Heywood : And then we formed Voltron-Beebo and opened a serious can of whoop-ass on Mallus, thus saving the universe for the second time.

  Henry Heywood : So this is what you've been doing with your life for the past two years. Wow, Nathaniel, you did it. You finally found a useful application for that history degree.

  Nate Heywood : Still not letting it go.

  Henry Heywood : Take the win, son. You've done good here.