DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

Witch Hunt (2018)

Adam Tsekhman: Gary Green

Quotes 

• Henry Heywood : And what situations require our continued funding, Director Sharpe?

  Ava Sharpe : Sir, do you remember when dinosaurs took over downtown Los Angeles? Or when a telepathic gorilla tried to kill Barack Obama?

  Henry Heywood : You know that I don't.

  Ava Sharpe : And that's because we did our job. The timeline was in complete shambles, but I'm proud to say that we finally put things back into its proper place.

  Henry Heywood : So your job is done. What are all these people still doing here?

  Ava Sharpe : See, the timeline is very fragile. There's always a threat of one kind or another.

  Gary Green : Now there's magic.

  Henry Heywood : [skeptical]  Magic?

  Gary Green : Yes. You see, last year, there was a time demon named Mollus.

  Ava Sharpe : [trying to shut him up]  Mallus, but it-it... we're not gonna...

  Gary Green : And in order to kill him, the Legends broke his prison, which, surprise, surprise, released an unknown number of other dangerous magical beings, all of whom got spat out across the timeline and now must be hunted down and sent to hell. Did I miss anything?

  Ava Sharpe : No, actually.

• Henry Heywood : You know, I've had to oversee some really far-out projects in my career, but I can't in good conscience have the DOD pay for a department that fights fairy tales.

  Ava Sharpe : Sir, uh, with all due respect, you cannot shut us down, please. The damage that these supernatural fugitives can cause is unfathomable.

  Henry Heywood : Director Sharpe, you seem like a very capable leader. Now, you say there's magic out there. And I say that I need proof.

  Ava Sharpe : Well...

  Gary Green : [unbuttoning his shirt]  Here's proof. A unicorn ate my nipple.

  Henry Heywood : [still skeptical]  Right.

  Ava Sharpe : Um...

  Henry Heywood : I'm shutting this place down.

  Ava Sharpe : [Hank leaves]  Gary, put it away!

• Gary Green : You sure I can't interest you in a coffee, tea, fizzy water?

  Henry Heywood : Just the validation.

  Gary Green : I think you're doing a great job.

  [amusing himself] 

  Gary Green : Validation.

  [seeing Hank's stoic stare] 

  Gary Green : Okay.