DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

Wet Hot American Bummer (2018)

Tala Ashe: Zari Tomaz

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Quotes 

• Charlie : Let me out of here, you bastards!

  Zari Tomaz : She's still adjusting to her new home.

  [Charlie kicks her tray of food and screams] 

  Zari Tomaz : Maybe it's the food.

• Ava Sharpe : I talked to Nate, and he's got things covered at the Bureau. He and Gary have their hands full with all the magical creatures popping up.

  Sara Lance : [snickering]  Nate and Gary are in charge. Well, anyways, I'm glad that he's there, because we've got something I really don't want him to see.

  Ava Sharpe : What's that?

  [Sara leads her into the makeshift cell where Charlie is being kept] 

  Ava Sharpe : Amaya.

  Zari Tomaz : It just looks like her.

  Ava Sharpe : Did you say "it"?

  Sara Lance : She's a shapeshifter. We found her in London, 1977.

• Gideon : Ms. Tomaz, the prisoner is growing quite unruly.

  Zari Tomaz : Tell her to knock herself out.

  [glancing at the surveillance feed, she sees Charlie rush the force field and knock herself unconscious] 

  Zari Tomaz : Aw. I take that back.

• Zari Tomaz : All right, our team's dealing with something called a shtriga. Do you know anything that could help them fight it?

  Charlie : Oh, a shtriga. Very intelligent and very deadly. If you want my help, it's gonna cost you.

  Zari Tomaz : Great. Will that come in the form of another haiku, or can we expect something a little more detailed?

• Sara Lance : Couldn't help but notice our magical friend is not where she's supposed to be.

  Zari Tomaz : Oh, she's not? Rory, do you know anything about that?

  Mick Rory : You don't pay me enough to be a stinkin' prison guard.

  Sara Lance : I don't pay you anything.

• Mick Rory : I let the fake Amaya go.

  Ava Sharpe : Why would you do that?

  Zari Tomaz : Oh, in order to...

  [seeing Charlie enter] 

  Zari Tomaz : ...have an extreme makeover.

  Sara Lance : Thanks for the shtriga tip.

  Charlie : Well, if you had your hands full with a shtriga, I figured you'd need my help with whatever you plebs face next.

  Ava Sharpe : Sounds like a mutually beneficial partnership.

  Charlie : One condition, though. I never set foot in that cage ever again. Got it?