DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

Wet Hot American Bummer (2018)

Mason Trueblood: Chad Stephens

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Quotes 

• Chad Stephens : I heard about last night. It's majorly uncool.

  Ava Sharpe : Who knew kids could be so mean? They've been calling me Lake Beast behind my back all day.

  Alexis : [pushing past]  Excuse me, Lake Beast.

  Ava Sharpe : And to my face.

• Chad Stephens : Look, it's not safe for you guys out here. Okay? You're coming with me.

  Camper Ava : We can take care of ourselves.

  Chad Stephens : You're coming with me whether you like it or not.

  [he grabs Sara's arm and knocks Ava down] 

  Chad Stephens : [in a demonic voice]  You think you're so tough?

  Camper Sarah : I don't think it. I know it.

• Chad Stephens : I'm sorry. Couldn't help but admire your lanyard. Did you make that yourself?

  Ray Palmer : Oh. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, along with twenty-one required merit badges. I also went on to get certification in nuclear science and dentistry.

  Chad Stephens : Oh, snap! I've got some serious competition for "Coolest counselor" this summer, huh?

  [to Sara] 

  Chad Stephens : What about you? Any special skills?

  Sara Lance : [clearly not taken with Chad]  Martial arts.

  Chad Stephens : [makes a lame martial arts pose]  Huwaa!

  [laughs] 

  Chad Stephens : Sorry, it's just so fresh.

  [does air karate chops] 

  Chad Stephens : Jackie Chan, you know.

  Sara Lance : [still unimpressed]  I prefer knives and swords.

  Chad Stephens : Right, yeah. "Point" taken.

  [laughs]