DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

Wet Hot American Bummer (2018)

Maisie Richardson-Sellers: Charlie

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Quotes 

• Charlie : Bloke like you doesn't strike me as a jailer. I believe we're more alike than you think. You look like you've been on the inside.

  Mick Rory : That's right

  Charlie : Then how do you sleep at night? Hanging out with these jailer-mates of yours?

  Mick Rory : Alcohol.

• Charlie : Let me out of here, you bastards!

  Zari Tomaz : She's still adjusting to her new home.

  [Charlie kicks her tray of food and screams] 

  Zari Tomaz : Maybe it's the food.

• Zari Tomaz : All right, our team's dealing with something called a shtriga. Do you know anything that could help them fight it?

  Charlie : Oh, a shtriga. Very intelligent and very deadly. If you want my help, it's gonna cost you.

  Zari Tomaz : Great. Will that come in the form of another haiku, or can we expect something a little more detailed?

• Mick Rory : I let the fake Amaya go.

  Ava Sharpe : Why would you do that?

  Zari Tomaz : Oh, in order to...

  [seeing Charlie enter] 

  Zari Tomaz : ...have an extreme makeover.

  Sara Lance : Thanks for the shtriga tip.

  Charlie : Well, if you had your hands full with a shtriga, I figured you'd need my help with whatever you plebs face next.

  Ava Sharpe : Sounds like a mutually beneficial partnership.

  Charlie : One condition, though. I never set foot in that cage ever again. Got it?

• Mick Rory : You must've had balls to survive that hellhole.

  Charlie : Did what I had to. Shapeshifted into whatever monster would keep the others off my back. You know exactly what it's like. Pretending to be something worse than you are to survive.

  Mick Rory : Well, there's that. And there's finding someone you trust. I did time in Supermax with my old partner. It's hard to plot against a team.

  Charlie : I spent all my time shapeshifting and running. I never stuck around one place long enough to find anyone who I could trust.

  Mick Rory : Well... you gotta start somewhere.