DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)
Legends of To-Meow-Meow (2018)
Matt Ryan: John Constantine
Quotes
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John Constantine : And the worst part? It didn't make a bloody difference. I was a fool thinking I could outrun this fight flying around with you lot.
Sara Lance : Yeah. We tend to fly directly into fights. But, we do it together. And we have your back.
John Constantine : Well, as long as you know what you're getting yourself into. Because a demon like Neron, he doesn't just wanna win. He wants to win to the cruelest possible way.
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John Constantine : What happened?
Charlie : Passed out, mate.
Zari Tomaz : He didn't just pass out. His brain can't handle this wad of bandages you call a timeline.
John Constantine : Oh, I can take the pain, love.
Zari Tomaz : What if you can't? What if you die, John? What happens to all the people who need you alive and... Constantine-y?
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John Constantine : What you're saying is that I broke time?
Zari Tomaz : Yes, back in New Orleans. Sure, you don't have to live with the guilt of damning Desmond, but you also never joined the Legends.
Charlie : Without John's help with the unicorn at Woodstock, Sara died, which made the Legends into killers. Well, there's only one way to fix this.
John Constantine : We go back to Woodstock and we save Sara.
Charlie : [excited] Yeah.
Zari Tomaz : No! Guys, you're not listening to me. You have to go to New Orleans and set history back on track.
Charlie : Whoa, whoa, Z. You're suggesting a total reset of the timeline. What we need is a surgical strike. Now, if we save Sara, then the Custodians of the Chronology never exist. I keep my powers, Dez is de-demoned, Bob's your uncle.
Zari Tomaz : I'm sorry, guys. I have to stop you before you make this any worse.
[as she passes, Constantine pulls out a strand of her hair]
Zari Tomaz : Ow!
John Constantine : [chanting a spell and turning her back into a cat] All right, then. I'm sorry, love. Until you can learn to stay out of my way, then you...
[picking her up and putting her in Charlie's backpack]
John Constantine : ...are a cat.
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Charlie : How much of that did you hear?
Mona Wu : Uh... nothing at all. Nothing about breaking out or hacking history. Please don't turn me into a cat.
John Constantine : Well, I didn't turn her into a cat. I returned her to being a cat, which is considerably easier, believe me.
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John Constantine : Yeah, we saved Sara's life. Now that should fix everything.
Charlie : The Custodians should be back to being the Legends, and Zari should no longer be a cat.
John Constantine : [seeing Zari still in her cat form] All right, this might be a crossed-wire thing in my brain, but that is still a cat sitting there, isn't it?
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John Constantine : I didn't live this specific moment, but I remember it. It's all part of my jumbled, bloody memory.
Zari Tomaz : By the way, only about ten percent of what you're saying makes any sense, but by all means, continue.
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Zari Tomaz : John, you okay?
John Constantine : Yeah, well, my mind is no longer split in two, but can't say the same about my heart, though. You?
Charlie : Well, lost my powers. Back to being mortal.
Zari Tomaz : Sorry, guys. It had to be done.
John Constantine : Well, let's go on and find the Legends, shall we?
Charlie : Yeah, see if all this was worth it.
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Charlie : Ah, the usual insanity that passes for normal around here.
Sara Lance : What is this? Why are you being so weird?
John Constantine : [Charlie and Zari both glance at him, Z patting his shoulder as they leave] Yeah, well, I, uh... I do have a little bit of a tale to tell, to be honest. You fancy a drink?
Sara Lance : Mm, one of those stories. Let's go.