DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)
Legends of To-Meow-Meow (2018)
Maisie Richardson-Sellers: Charlie
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Quotes
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Charlie : You know, I could have been anyone when I got my powers back. Do you know why I kept coming back to this form?
Zari Tomaz : Because Amaya is very hot?
Charlie : It's because this was the form I was when I joined the Legends. Now, I've been a part of many crews. And you guys, well... you're not rubbish.
Zari Tomaz : Listen, destroying history for personal gain, it's happened to almost everyone here. Rite of passage.
Charlie : So you think I'm hot, then?
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Charlie : Constantine did it. He changed the timeline back in New Orleans. He saved old Dez.
[Cat-Zari meows]
Charlie : Oh. Unfortunately, I have no idea why you're a cat, Z.
[Zari growls]
Charlie : Oh, quit your whinging. I know it's a pretty raw deal for you. Especially 'cause... well, who knows what they put in cat food.
[Zari growls again]
Charlie : [scratching her behind the ears] On the plus side, you are cute as hell.
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Charlie : [seeing Red using his leprechaun powers in public] Quit doing that.
Red : But I'm just having a little fun. What's got you so worried? The Magic Police?
Charlie : They're called the Legends, and I'm just trying to stay off their radar for a little while.
Red : Sounds to me like you're scared.
Charlie : What, of them?
[scoffing]
Charlie : No, no, no, they're not dangerous. They're just annoying little boy scouts, you know?
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Charlie : Oh, Zari. Well, I'm glad to see that you made it back to the ship okay.
[Cat-Zari meows angrily]
Charlie : Okay, I hear you. You're still mad at me. Listen, I really need your help.
[Zari meows more contentedly]
Charlie : All right, yeah, I can see that being a cat is your main concern right now, but I still don't know why you're a cat.
Gideon : [her AI human form appears] Ms. Tomaz was turned into a cat during the team's encounter with a Fairy Godmother.
Charlie : Whoa, Gideon, your latest upgrade, smoking.
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Charlie : [sneaking into the Time Bureau] I can't very well walk around here looking like this.
[seeing a plaque honoring Gary as Runner-Up Employee of the Month, she shifts into his form]
Gary Green : [hearing Cat-Zari meow] Oh, hush. It's still me, despite the insane grin on my face.
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John Constantine : What happened?
Charlie : Passed out, mate.
Zari Tomaz : He didn't just pass out. His brain can't handle this wad of bandages you call a timeline.
John Constantine : Oh, I can take the pain, love.
Zari Tomaz : What if you can't? What if you die, John? What happens to all the people who need you alive and... Constantine-y?
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John Constantine : What you're saying is that I broke time?
Zari Tomaz : Yes, back in New Orleans. Sure, you don't have to live with the guilt of damning Desmond, but you also never joined the Legends.
Charlie : Without John's help with the unicorn at Woodstock, Sara died, which made the Legends into killers. Well, there's only one way to fix this.
John Constantine : We go back to Woodstock and we save Sara.
Charlie : [excited] Yeah.
Zari Tomaz : No! Guys, you're not listening to me. You have to go to New Orleans and set history back on track.
Charlie : Whoa, whoa, Z. You're suggesting a total reset of the timeline. What we need is a surgical strike. Now, if we save Sara, then the Custodians of the Chronology never exist. I keep my powers, Dez is de-demoned, Bob's your uncle.
Zari Tomaz : I'm sorry, guys. I have to stop you before you make this any worse.
[as she passes, Constantine pulls out a strand of her hair]
Zari Tomaz : Ow!
John Constantine : [chanting a spell and turning her back into a cat] All right, then. I'm sorry, love. Until you can learn to stay out of my way, then you...
[picking her up and putting her in Charlie's backpack]
John Constantine : ...are a cat.
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Charlie : How much of that did you hear?
Mona Wu : Uh... nothing at all. Nothing about breaking out or hacking history. Please don't turn me into a cat.
John Constantine : Well, I didn't turn her into a cat. I returned her to being a cat, which is considerably easier, believe me.
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John Constantine : Yeah, we saved Sara's life. Now that should fix everything.
Charlie : The Custodians should be back to being the Legends, and Zari should no longer be a cat.
John Constantine : [seeing Zari still in her cat form] All right, this might be a crossed-wire thing in my brain, but that is still a cat sitting there, isn't it?
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Zari Tomaz : John, you okay?
John Constantine : Yeah, well, my mind is no longer split in two, but can't say the same about my heart, though. You?
Charlie : Well, lost my powers. Back to being mortal.
Zari Tomaz : Sorry, guys. It had to be done.
John Constantine : Well, let's go on and find the Legends, shall we?
Charlie : Yeah, see if all this was worth it.
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Charlie : Ah, the usual insanity that passes for normal around here.
Sara Lance : What is this? Why are you being so weird?
John Constantine : [Charlie and Zari both glance at him, Z patting his shoulder as they leave] Yeah, well, I, uh... I do have a little bit of a tale to tell, to be honest. You fancy a drink?
Sara Lance : Mm, one of those stories. Let's go.
