- Nate Heywood: Gideon, any messages while we were gone?
- Gideon: You missed calls from Barry Allen, Oliver Queen, and Kara Zor-El.
- Ray Palmer: Sounds like the annual crossover.
- Nate Heywood: Yeah, that's gonna be a hard pass.
- Zari Tomaz: [after being turned into a cat] Finally!
- [dry coughs]
- Zari Tomaz: Hairball. Because of you dicks, I have been a cat for so long. Do you know where this tongue has been?
- [hard whisper]
- Zari Tomaz: Places !
- Charlie: You know, I could have been anyone when I got my powers back. Do you know why I kept coming back to this form?
- Zari Tomaz: Because Amaya is very hot?
- Charlie: It's because this was the form I was when I joined the Legends. Now, I've been a part of many crews. And you guys, well... you're not rubbish.
- Zari Tomaz: Listen, destroying history for personal gain, it's happened to almost everyone here. Rite of passage.
- Charlie: So you think I'm hot, then?
- Mick Rory: I made snickerdoodles with your recipe. Not bad.
- Ava Sharpe: I'm reading your novel. I'm on the last chapter. Your female characters are shallow, libidinous, and so much fun to read.
- Mick Rory: Hmmm. Thanks.
- Ava Sharpe: Yeah, good job, um... "Rebecca Silver"?
- Mick Rory: Non de plum.
- Ava Sharpe: Got it. So... let me get this straight. They're making love on the surface of the sun?
- Mick Rory: Mmm. It's, um... a metaphor.
- Ava Sharpe: [softly] Got it.
- John Constantine: And the worst part? It didn't make a bloody difference. I was a fool thinking I could outrun this fight flying around with you lot.
- Sara Lance: Yeah. We tend to fly directly into fights. But, we do it together. And we have your back.
- John Constantine: Well, as long as you know what you're getting yourself into. Because a demon like Neron, he doesn't just wanna win. He wants to win to the cruelest possible way.
- Charlie: Constantine did it. He changed the timeline back in New Orleans. He saved old Dez.
- [Cat-Zari meows]
- Charlie: Oh. Unfortunately, I have no idea why you're a cat, Z.
- [Zari growls]
- Charlie: Oh, quit your whinging. I know it's a pretty raw deal for you. Especially 'cause... well, who knows what they put in cat food.
- [Zari growls again]
- Charlie: [scratching her behind the ears] On the plus side, you are cute as hell.
- Charlie: [seeing Red using his leprechaun powers in public] Quit doing that.
- Red: But I'm just having a little fun. What's got you so worried? The Magic Police?
- Charlie: They're called the Legends, and I'm just trying to stay off their radar for a little while.
- Red: Sounds to me like you're scared.
- Charlie: What, of them?
- [scoffing]
- Charlie: No, no, no, they're not dangerous. They're just annoying little boy scouts, you know?
- Ray Palmer: Man, Garima is gonna flip when she hears we met Marilyn Monroe.
- Nate Heywood: Do you think a murderous alien queen that sprang to life from Mick's fantasies is into Marilyn?
- Mick Rory: [pushing past] Yes.
- Nate Heywood: Hmm.
- Charlie: Oh, Zari. Well, I'm glad to see that you made it back to the ship okay.
- [Cat-Zari meows angrily]
- Charlie: Okay, I hear you. You're still mad at me. Listen, I really need your help.
- [Zari meows more contentedly]
- Charlie: All right, yeah, I can see that being a cat is your main concern right now, but I still don't know why you're a cat.
- Gideon: [her AI human form appears] Ms. Tomaz was turned into a cat during the team's encounter with a Fairy Godmother.
- Charlie: Whoa, Gideon, your latest upgrade, smoking.
- Charlie: [sneaking into the Time Bureau] I can't very well walk around here looking like this.
- [seeing a plaque honoring Gary as Runner-Up Employee of the Month, she shifts into his form]
- Gary Green: [hearing Cat-Zari meow] Oh, hush. It's still me, despite the insane grin on my face.
- John Constantine: What happened?
- Charlie: Passed out, mate.
- Zari Tomaz: He didn't just pass out. His brain can't handle this wad of bandages you call a timeline.
- John Constantine: Oh, I can take the pain, love.
- Zari Tomaz: What if you can't? What if you die, John? What happens to all the people who need you alive and... Constantine-y?
- John Constantine: What you're saying is that I broke time?
- Zari Tomaz: Yes, back in New Orleans. Sure, you don't have to live with the guilt of damning Desmond, but you also never joined the Legends.
- Charlie: Without John's help with the unicorn at Woodstock, Sara died, which made the Legends into killers. Well, there's only one way to fix this.
- John Constantine: We go back to Woodstock and we save Sara.
- Charlie: [excited] Yeah.
- Zari Tomaz: No! Guys, you're not listening to me. You have to go to New Orleans and set history back on track.
- Charlie: Whoa, whoa, Z. You're suggesting a total reset of the timeline. What we need is a surgical strike. Now, if we save Sara, then the Custodians of the Chronology never exist. I keep my powers, Dez is de-demoned, Bob's your uncle.
- Zari Tomaz: I'm sorry, guys. I have to stop you before you make this any worse.
- [as she passes, Constantine pulls out a strand of her hair]
- Zari Tomaz: Ow!
- John Constantine: [chanting a spell and turning her back into a cat] All right, then. I'm sorry, love. Until you can learn to stay out of my way, then you...
- [picking her up and putting her in Charlie's backpack]
- John Constantine: ...are a cat.
- Charlie: How much of that did you hear?
- Mona Wu: Uh... nothing at all. Nothing about breaking out or hacking history. Please don't turn me into a cat.
- John Constantine: Well, I didn't turn her into a cat. I returned her to being a cat, which is considerably easier, believe me.
- Gary Green: [really Charlie] Where are we?
- Mona Wu: This is Ava's office, but she's gone.
- Gary Green: "Gone" gone?
- Ava Sharpe: [turning on a light] I'm right here, you idiots.
- Nate Heywood: [after Charlie and Constantine destroy the unicorn at Woodstock] Who the hell's in the jumpship?
- Mick Rory: Who cares? Mission accomplished.
- Sara Lance: And you guys thought we needed Constantine.
- John Constantine: Yeah, we saved Sara's life. Now that should fix everything.
- Charlie: The Custodians should be back to being the Legends, and Zari should no longer be a cat.
- John Constantine: [seeing Zari still in her cat form] All right, this might be a crossed-wire thing in my brain, but that is still a cat sitting there, isn't it?
- John Constantine: I didn't live this specific moment, but I remember it. It's all part of my jumbled, bloody memory.
- Zari Tomaz: By the way, only about ten percent of what you're saying makes any sense, but by all means, continue.
- Zari Tomaz: John, you okay?
- John Constantine: Yeah, well, my mind is no longer split in two, but can't say the same about my heart, though. You?
- Charlie: Well, lost my powers. Back to being mortal.
- Zari Tomaz: Sorry, guys. It had to be done.
- John Constantine: Well, let's go on and find the Legends, shall we?
- Charlie: Yeah, see if all this was worth it.
- Dybbuk: This isn't over, you dingalings. You better watch your knees, Sara Lance.
- Zari Tomaz: Oh, no, is everyone a puppet again?
- Sara Lance: What? What are you talking about?
- Dybbuk: I'll kill you all!
- Ray Palmer: [gagging him] I got an anti-magic isolation chamber with your name on it, Mike the Spike.
- Charlie: Ah, the usual insanity that passes for normal around here.
- Sara Lance: What is this? Why are you being so weird?
- John Constantine: [Charlie and Zari both glance at him, Z patting his shoulder as they leave] Yeah, well, I, uh... I do have a little bit of a tale to tell, to be honest. You fancy a drink?
- Sara Lance: Mm, one of those stories. Let's go.