DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

Hell No, Dolly! (2018)

Matt Ryan: John Constantine

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• Charlie : Oy, oy. Wake up, John-O.

  John Constantine : Piss off, will you?

• Charlie : Now, you said that my shapeshifting days were over.

  John Constantine : You call that abomination shapeshifting, do you?

  Charlie : Well, if I can shift at all, that means that your spell is reversible.

  John Constantine : You see, that's where you're wrong, sweetheart. There's no taking it back.

  Charlie : Smart man like you, John-O, you can figure it out.

  John Constantine : Yeah, well... mortal life is full of disappointments. Best get used to it, love.

• Mick Rory : You stole my diary, weasel.

  John Constantine : Oh, you mean the one that you knicked from my trunk? That one, eh?

  Ray Palmer : Gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. I "mustache" you both to calm down.

  Mick Rory : Get out of my way, otherwise I'll knock that fur ball off your lip.

• Charlie : So how does helping you make me a shapeshifter again?

  John Constantine : Well, it's simple, really. If I never meet Desmond, then this demon scum that's after me doesn't hurt him, which means that my guilt-ridden ass never joins the Legends and doesn't turn up to London to give you a magical lobotomy. Now...

  Charlie : Simple.

  John Constantine : Yeah. Now, the me from five months ago is having a drink in there. Now, I'll recognize you as Amaya. All you have to do is play the part, all right?

  Charlie : American accent, stick up my bum, and in love with Nate.