- Ray Palmer: Sara, is it possible that our Fugitive killer is a possessed doll?
- Sara Lance: Horror movie 101.
- Ray Palmer: Well, hello, dolly.
- Dybbuk: [knocks out Ray] Wrong doll, ya dick!
- Ray Palmer: [reading a quiz on the back of a cereal box] "Who is the most prolific serial killer in the United States?"
- Ava Sharpe: Ted Bundy. Although in my opinion, John Wayne Gacy had way more victims than he confessed to.
- [off everyone's looks]
- Ava Sharpe: What? Everyone has their hobbies.
- Ray Palmer: Well, sorry, Ava, but according to this not-so-kid-friendly cereal, the answer is New Orleans' own Marie Laveau.
- Ava Sharpe: [taking the box] What? A high-profile female serial killer? No, I would have heard of her. The box is wrong.
- Nate Heywood: All right, don't tell me you're falling for this, like, Neanderthal misogynistic dating advice. You're a modern man surfing the sexual spectrum. Just be cool and ask her out.
- Gary Green: Or - and I'm, uh, just spitballing here - you can ask her out for me.
- Nate Heywood: This isn't high school.
- [Gary suddenly goes into a quasi-cataleptic state. Nate has to snap his fingers right in Gary's face to bring back]
- Gary Green: [getting his bearings] Oh. Sorry. "High school" is a bit of a trigger word for me.
- Nate Heywood: [suprised] Wow. You are really broken.
- Sara Lance: Ava, you are my love. And Mick, you are my family. And it would mean the world to me if both of you would try to get along.
- [whispers to Ava]
- Sara Lance: Please.
- [Ava sits down across the table from Mick]
- Sara Lance: So, I was thinking... maybe you two could find some common grounds.
- [Ava chortles]
- Sara Lance: For example, Ava, you love to read. Mick here is an author.
- Ava Sharpe: Oh? Well, that's something. Though I'd be shocked if his novel wasn't sexist and derivative.
- Mick Rory: It is.
- Sara Lance: Okay. Well, Mick, you love to eat. Ava is a fantastic baker. She makes one mean snickerdoodle.
- Mick Rory: Fancy sugar cookies.
- Ava Sharpe: Snickerdoodles are actually completely different. It's a cream of tartar base.
- Charlie: Now, you said that my shapeshifting days were over.
- John Constantine: You call that abomination shapeshifting, do you?
- Charlie: Well, if I can shift at all, that means that your spell is reversible.
- John Constantine: You see, that's where you're wrong, sweetheart. There's no taking it back.
- Charlie: Smart man like you, John-O, you can figure it out.
- John Constantine: Yeah, well... mortal life is full of disappointments. Best get used to it, love.
- Sara Lance: Thanks for staying at my place this time.
- Ava Sharpe: Oh, I love sleeping next to you. I just wish that your place didn't mean sharing a bathroom with...
- Garima: [passing by] Beer.
- Sara Lance: Yes, Garima. Beer. It's the only word Rory taught her.
- Ava Sharpe: Wait, Rory's still using Brigid's diary? That thing is an ancient magical artifact.
- Sara Lance: Yeah, but it keeps him happy.
- Ava Sharpe: Sara, be reasonable. You can't let Rory keep the diary.
- Zari Tomaz: I see you've met Garima. What she lacks in vocabulary, she makes up for in personality.
- Sara Lance: Killer 'stache.
- Ava Sharpe: Interesting.
- Ray Palmer: You think? I had Gideon stimulate my hair follicles to grow it overnight. I read in one of Nora's letters that she had a thing for mustaches, so I...
- Ava Sharpe: Sorry, but how are we all being so blasé about the diary? What if Rory goes from writing sci-fi to horror? Do you want killer clowns running around the ship?
- Ray Palmer: The only killer on this ship is the amount of sugar in this cereal. Big Easy O's?
- Zari Tomaz: They taste like beignets. So sweet, it makes your lips pucker.
- Gideon: It appears a fugitive is on the loose in New Orleans in 1856. According to local lore, there were a series of murders perpetrated by a criminal who could walk through walls.
- Sara Lance: Sounds like we're going mindhunting in the Big Easy. Gideon, plot a course.
- Nate Heywood: Okay, look, I will...
- [clearing his throat]
- Nate Heywood: I'm not gonna ask her out. But I will do some recon.
- Gary Green: You'll be my time-bro wingman?
- Nate Heywood: See, you do things like that, and it makes it very hard to help you, Gary.
- Sara Lance: All right, Legends, next stop, N' awlins. We have a Fugitive serial killer, and it's a weird one.
- Charlie: Yeah, it says here that all of the victims were wealthy blonde ladies stabbed to death inside their locked bedrooms. Spooky.
- Ava Sharpe: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Blondes killed in locked rooms. That's the M.O. of Mike the Spike.
- Sara Lance: Am I gonna find a murder board in your closet?
- Mick Rory: You stole my diary, weasel.
- John Constantine: Oh, you mean the one that you knicked from my trunk? That one, eh?
- Ray Palmer: Gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. I "mustache" you both to calm down.
- Mick Rory: Get out of my way, otherwise I'll knock that fur ball off your lip.
- Zari Tomaz: Wow, this doesn't even look like America.
- Charlie: Oh, it's not. This is New Orleans, baby.
- Zari Tomaz: You've been here before?
- Charlie: After London, best city in the world. I mean, just look at this hodgepodge of humanity. It's the perfect place to pick a face and just have some fun.
- Ray Palmer: What kind of Fugitive stabs a woman?
- Mick Rory: [on comms] I know a woman I could stab. Rhymes with Shava.
- Sara Lance: Rory, play nice.
- Ava Sharpe: Don't worry, I can handle myself against the cretin.
- Mick Rory: Whatever, man-pants.
- Charlie: So how does helping you make me a shapeshifter again?
- John Constantine: Well, it's simple, really. If I never meet Desmond, then this demon scum that's after me doesn't hurt him, which means that my guilt-ridden ass never joins the Legends and doesn't turn up to London to give you a magical lobotomy. Now...
- Charlie: Simple.
- John Constantine: Yeah. Now, the me from five months ago is having a drink in there. Now, I'll recognize you as Amaya. All you have to do is play the part, all right?
- Charlie: American accent, stick up my bum, and in love with Nate.
- Sara Lance: One thing I learned from the Chucky movies is the doll always comes back.
- Ava Sharpe: Gideon, how's the timeline?
- Gideon: History is on track, and Marie Laveau lived a long and celebrated life, inspiring an Emmy-nominated portrayal by Angela Bassett.
- Ava Sharpe: See? Rory killed the Dybbuk. Which is unfortunate, because now I have to explain to Mr. Heywood why I'm bringing him a seared doll instead of a magical creature.
- Sara Lance: Well, at least we get to find out why they call it the Big Easy.
- Ava Sharpe: Did you happen to notice that Rory robbed that party blind?
- Sara Lance: I believe it.
- Ava Sharpe: Well, you went all-out. What the hell is he doing here?
- Mick Rory: Leaving.
- Sara Lance: Wait. Wait. Both of you. Please look. I roasted a roast.
- Gideon: Technically, Captain, I fabricated...
- Sara Lance: Shut up, Gideon.
- Sara Lance: Okay, we shouldn't split up. Classic horror movie mistake.
- Ava Sharpe: Well, we're not exactly helpless.
- Sara Lance: Fine. I'll go fix Gideon.
- Ava Sharpe: And I'm gonna go catch a serial killer!
- Sara Lance: You are way too excited about this.