DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

The Eggplant, the Witch & the Wardrobe (2019)

Jes Macallan: Ava Sharpe

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• Sara Lance : Look, I've never really thought that much past tomorrow. Ava, with my past, planning anything for the future is just... feels like tempting fate. And I convinced myself that I like it that way. Until you came along.

  Ava Sharpe : You just came to freaking Purgatory for me. How's that for giving the middle finger to Fate?

• Ava Sharpe : Sara, is that really you?

  Sara Lance : It's me. I got you.

  Ava Sharpe : What the hell happened? Am I dead?

  Sara Lance : You were kidnapped by a demon, and he's trying to take over your body, so he trapped your soul here in your own personal purgatory. But Ava, if you check out, you die.

  Ava Sharpe : Well, that's kind of on the nose, isn't it?

• Sara Lance : Why is Gary in your subconscious?

  Ava Sharpe : I may have some Gary issues that need working out.

• Sara Lance : [finishing a cabinet]  Ta-da!

  [it promptly falls apart] 

  Sara Lance : Damn it.

  Ava Sharpe : What a suprise. You followed none of the instructions and it didn't work.

  Sara Lance : I'm sensing that this isn't about the dresser.

• Gary Green : Welcome to our mattress showroom. If you'll follow me? The mattress you choose will be the most important decision of your life.

  Megastör Employee : Wait, you're showing them the mattresses? We need everyone out before Tabitha gets here.

  Ava Sharpe : Who the hell is Tabitha?

  Gary Green : You don't want to know Tabitha. Best of luck in your mattress choice.

• Ava Sharpe : This is starting to feel like that escape room we did. Okay, so subconscious Gary said this would be the most important choice of our life. What do you think that means?

  Sara Lance : That even subconscious Gary needs to get a life?

• Sara Lance : Oh, when did you start going gray?

  Ava Sharpe : Whoa. This place has been really stressful.

• Sara Lance : This seems more like one of your fantasies than your fears, watching me do dishes.

  Ava Sharpe : Please, if it were up to you, we would only have paper plates.

• Ava Sharpe : This is what you always do. Just bulldoze your way through.

  Sara Lance : I do not always do this.

  Ava Sharpe : Like lying to me about the Kaupe?

  Sara Lance : You were defending torturing creatures.

  Ava Sharpe : Defending... I wasn't defending it. I was defending myself. Of course I don't believe that we should be intentionally hurting anything or anyone but when we fight, Sara, I get really scared, and I just go to my corner.

  Sara Lance : Look, it's just fight or flight. It couldn't be any more human.

  Ava Sharpe : I just really need to know that you're on my team.

  Sara Lance : I am always on your team, even when we disagree.

  [glancing at the dresser pieces] 

  Sara Lance : Now, should we give it another go?

• Ava Sharpe : [finishing the dresser together]  See? Following instructions is not that bad.

  Sara Lance : Oh, don't gloat.

• Sara Lance : Ava.

  Ava Sharpe : But you could have chosen any one of those other women.

  Sara Lance : I don't want other women.

  Ava Sharpe : But I'm...

  [Sara kisses her]