- Zari Tomaz: [regarding Nate's terrarium for the dragon egg] Wow, this is very, um, impressive.
- Nate Heywood: Yeah, I found a book about dragons in Constantine's collection.
- Zari Tomaz: [reading from book] "The egg must incubate under the mother at her body temperature lest the egg expire." Yeah, I'm not gonna sit on that thing
- Nate Heywood: I figured as much. That's why I got a heat lamp.
- Sara Lance: Do you remember that night we all met, standing up on that rooftop and Rip told us that were gonna be "legends"?
- Mick Rory: Embarrassing. You know what? We're the last of the originals.
- Sara Lance: Weird.
- Mick Rory: [low] Yeah, weird.
- Sara Lance: [looking at a picture of the original team from "The Magnificent Eight"] The Legends were different back then. We were different back then. Look. I know that book convention was important to you, and I'm really glad that you got to go.
- Mick Rory: I'm glad you have Ava.
- Sara Lance: Thanks. Guess we're growing up. Hopefully not growing apart.
- Gideon: We're running on very low reserve power. The odds of us successfully pushing through the avalanche above us are 3,720 to 1.
- Sara Lance: Never tell me the odds, Gideon.
- Sara Lance: Ava! You okay?
- Ava Sharpe: It's a long story, but Gary took over the Bureau. He "nip'-notized everyone.
- Nate Heywood: Yeah, you're gonna have to explain that.
- Mick Rory: The germ turned.
- Sara Lance: If Neron wanted John dead, he would have killed him on the spot. He must need something from him. We have to find them before he can get what he wants.
- Nate Heywood: Who knows what he's doing in Ray's name or his perfectly grass-fed organic butter body?
- Mick Rory: If Haircut's even there.
- Zari Tomaz: We don't know that Ray is gone.
- Sara Lance: Look, everybody just breath. Gideon's already on it.
- Gideon: I've attuned the magic-o-meter to Constantine's frequency. When he uses his abilities, I can zero on his location.
- Nate Heywood: And what do we do till then?
- Zari Tomaz: Stress eat.
- Mick Rory: Drink.
- Charlie: Yeah, how'd you lot survive until now?
- Sara Lance: Hold on. Is he kissing...
- Zari Tomaz: Oh, the Fairy Godmother.
- Nate Heywood: Is that tongue?
- Mick Rory: More singing.
- Charlie: We're so screwed.
- Neron: I need you for a favor.
- John Constantine: Is that right?
- Neron: Mm, I need you to open up a doorway to hell.
- John Constantine: Oh, right. Well, why didn't you say so? I will gladly open up a vortex right here and give you the old heave-ho to the great beyond.
- Neron: The door is not for me, Johnny. It's to bring someone here from the other side.
- John Constantine: Tabitha. Ah, that's right. If she comes straight through the doorway, she doesn't need a human vessel. And what in that demented demon brain of yours makes you think that I'm going to open a vortex for you, eh? Unlike Gary, I've still got both my nipples, so you don't have much to bargain with.
- Gary Green: Director Sharpe. I've been waiting for you.
- Ava Sharpe: Gary, I told you, no playing with my chair until after hours.
- Gideon: I've picked up an alert with Constantine's magical signature.
- Nate Heywood: That's them.
- Gideon: [cut to everyone assembling on the bridge] The signal is coming from 1.3 million years ago.
- Nate Heywood: That's the Ice Age.
- Gideon: He's in the part of North America that would come to be known as the Donner Pass, named after a doomed group of settlers in the 1800s who resorted to cannibalism after their food supplies ran out.
- Sara Lance: There is such a thing as too much exposition, Gideon.
- John Constantine: [at Donner Pass in the Ice Age] Okay, enough of the sightseeing. Can we go now? I'm a bit knackered, to be honest with you, mate.
- Neron: We're not here as tourists, Johnny.
- John Constantine: Ah, right, you're gonna get rid of me in some dramatic fashion. Get on with it, will you?
- Neron: I'm not gonna kill you. Not yet, anyway.
- Nora Darhk: Okay, Nora, you can do this. Just... be normal. You can be normal. 'Cause you are normal.
- [her picture is taken while she's not ready]
- Nora Darhk: Come on!
- Mona Wu: That's your ID picture?
- Nora Darhk: They wouldn't let me re-take it.
- Ava Sharpe: Oh, it can't be that bad. Let me see.
- [seeing the unflattering photo]
- Ava Sharpe: Uh, maybe we'll just use your photo from the wanted poster.
- Ava Sharpe: So, your ID is in process.
- Mona Wu: And you have me to help you with your orientation.
- Ava Sharpe: [dropping two folder-sized stacks of paperwork on the desk] All that's left is this.
- Nora Darhk: What the hell's that?
- Ava Sharpe: It's your start paperwork.
- Nora Darhk: No, I should be out looking for Ray. I really have to fill all this out?
- Ava Sharpe: I know. I know, Nora. But until we have a line on Neron, there's really nothing we can do. And let's be honest, Nora. You have a storied history here. I need you to prove that you can be a team player. Have fun.
- Gary Green: How are my babies doing? Let's rap for a sec.
- Mona Wu: Is Gary cool now?
- Agent Neil McNeil: That's impossible.
- Gary Green: Now, I know performance reviews can be quite a drag, but this year's gonna be different 'cause you've got superagent Gary Green in your corner. So no need to stress, unless your infraction is looking too good in that suit. Agent Reyes knows what I'm talking about.
- Mona Wu: [Reyes giggles] Oh, my god. I think she just swooned.
- Agent Neil McNeil: This is a nightmare.
- Neron: Captain Lance, thank for coming all this way. If you're looking for Ray, he's, uh... checked out.
- Zari Tomaz: Is Neron on comms?
- Neron: But if you'd like to join him, I can make arrangements.
- John Constantine: Sara, open fire now. This may be your only chance.
- Nate Heywood: We can't fire. That's Ray.
- John Constantine: Ray made a deal with a demon. He's gone. We can't lose anyone else to this bastard. Do it.
- Sara Lance: What about you?
- John Constantine: Blow us both to kingdom come. I'll be happy to go to hell for the cause.
- Sara Lance: Gideon, how long until the ice thaws?
- Gideon: The Ice Age ends in 11,121 years.
- Charlie: All right, who we eating first? 'Cause shotgun, not.
- John Constantine: [in an ancient Celtic village] First you kill my friends, and now you bring me to this miserable era.
- Neron: Oh, Johnny, quit being such a crybaby. I just did what I had to do. Can't have your friends getting in the way of us creating that door to hell.
- John Constantine: There's still no way I'm helping you. Besides, the vortexes I make are strictly one-way. They suck you in. And don't you think if my magic was powerful enough to stabilize a vortex, I wouldn't have saved Desmond or Astra?
- Neron: Yes, and that's why we're here. As powerful as your magic is, you can always teach an old dog new tricks. And it's more than magic that you need to learn.
- Mona Wu: Start paperwork, am I right?
- Nora Darhk: My forms keep getting rejected because records show I'm 15 and living in a mental institution.
- Mona Wu: I forget that we don't have normal problems anymore.
- Nora Darhk: You have to go. Tell the Legends what's going on.
- Ava Sharpe: Wait, what about you?
- Nora Darhk: I'm not leaving Mona behind.
- Ava Sharpe: Always knew you were a team player.
- Neron: I knew you could exploit fear to make yourself even more powerful.
- John Constantine: Well, it looks like you taught this old dog some new tricks after all. But now I'm gonna use those new tricks to strike you down.
- Neron: You know, I do have a few tricks of my own.
- Zari Tomaz: Okay, I'll judge this round. "You and your team are stuck in a trash compactor in an impromptu and possibly fatal homage to 'Star Wars'. What do you do?"
- Sara Lance: [handing a card over] Boom. That's the one.
- Charlie: [handing over another card] Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- Nate Heywood: [handing over a third] Yep.
- Zari Tomaz: Ooh, gonna have to go with "Steel up as Sara scales a wall."
- Nate Heywood: Another point for me.
- Mick Rory: Favoritism!
- Zari Tomaz: Why would I display favoritism?
- Charlie: 'Cause you two are obviously shagging.
- Nate Heywood: [feigning ignorance] What? Yeah.
- Sara Lance: Yes, finally! This is great. Maybe you guys won't be so weird now.
- Neron: Knew you'd be here.
- John Constantine: Ah, so I come from a long line of bloody bastards. Big reveal.
- Neron: Have you even considered what's it's really gonna be like for you in hell with all those pissed-off folks you sent there just waiting for you? Including my Tabitha.
- John Constantine: Tabitha. Who is this bird, anyway? Why is she so important?
- Neron: Who is she?
- John Constantine: Yeah.
- Neron: You're just like your ancestor. So convinced you're always right. You don't even know who you're sending away. Fitting that he's about to do the same to you. But once you see how powerful magic can be when fueled by fear, you can save yourself from being sucked to hell.
- John Constantine: [laughing] Oh, you would love for me to stabilize that vortex, wouldn't you? You see, the thing is, I'm not afraid of going to hell. I've always counted on the fact that I'd end up there one day no matter what.
- Neron: And what about this innocent creature beside you?
- John Constantine: [glancing at the Púca] Well, I guess I'm just a bloody bastard, then, aren't I?
- Mick Rory: Ah, here we are.
- Sara Lance: What is it?
- Mick Rory: "Ray Palmer's Survival Guide."
- Sara Lance: Let me see this. Oh, hey. "What to do if you're caught in an avalanche."
- Mick Rory: Uh-huh. What does it say?
- Sara Lance: Yeah, we've already tried all of these. "If all fails, remember you still have each other, so enjoy that as long as it lasts."
- Mick Rory: Ah, we're dead.
- Sara Lance: [searching Ray's quarters] "Cards to Save the Timeline: A Team-Building Card Game by Ray Palmer."
- Mick Rory: Ah, I miss hating him.
- John Constantine: You're wasting your time, focusing on that monster. A Púca only reflects the person it's with. It's only angry because you scared the fur off it. That creature doesn't deserve to go to hell.
- King Konstentyn: I see not why I should heed the advice of a stranger.
- John Constantine: [revealing his face] Then perhaps you will heed the advice... of your kin.
- King Konstentyn: I know not of any kin outside of this village. And yet the similarities of your features...
- John Constantine: I'm a cousin from afar and a practictioner of magic like you. If you want to rid your village of a real monster, then I know of a demon in our midst that we can banish together.
- King Konstentyn: A demon? In my village?
- [Constantine nods]
- King Konstentyn: Well, then lead the way, my kin.
- [as Constantine moves to leave, Konstentyn knocks him out]
- King Konstentyn: Put this face stealer with the other creature. Hell shall have two more guests by the end of the night.
- Mick Rory: Hey, you got a second?
- Sara Lance: Not now, Rory.
- Mick Rory: I actually came here to apologize for, uh, blowing up before.
- Sara Lance: Wow, that's... thank you. And I should never have...
- Mick Rory: [another Mick enters] And another thing!
- Sara Lance: [realizing] Give it up, Charlie.
- Mick Rory: [Charlie shifts back to normal] Why were you wearing my face?
- [to Sara]
- Mick Rory: And were you about to apologize?
- Sara Lance: Only because Charlie was catfishing me.
- Charlie: All right, shut up. Do you think Ray would be fighting right now? No, he would be trying to get us out of here.
- Mick Rory: Yeah, you're right. He's always got a plan. It's annoying.
- Zari Tomaz: I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I think it needs skin-to-skin contact like the book said.
- Nate Heywood: [she puts the egg under her shirt] I think it's working.
- Zari Tomaz: Hey, uh, why does it feel like we skipped past all the fun stuff into, you know, this?
- Nate Heywood: We can still do the fun stuff.
- [they start to kiss, moaning]
- Zari Tomaz: What about the egg?
- Nate Heywood: Um... there's other ways we could create heat.
- Zari Tomaz: Seriously, dude?
- John Constantine: [listening to his ancestor] Oh, this bloke is right tedious. Why are we here?
- Neron: Because I want you to learn that it was your ancestor that created the rift between humans and magical creatures.
- John Constantine: And why would he do that?
- Neron: Because fear is a powerful source of energy for magic. The more he exploits these creatures to stir up fear in his people, the more powerful his magic becomes.
- John Constantine: I come from a long line of bastards, but not even we would resort to that.
- Neron: Because your kin are always so right.
- John Constantine: Yes. And if the king is sending this creature to hell, then surely it deserves it.
- Neron: Do you really think that everyone in hell deserves to be there? What about Astra, or Raymond Palmer, or my Tabitha? This is your opportunity to make things right, starting with her.
- John Constantine: You know, if your plan is to guilt me into doing what you want by showing me the sins of my forefather, it ain't working, sunshine.
- John Constantine: Oh, my, what a big, scary knife you've got. I'd sooner be filleted than do your bidding.
- Neron: This knife is not for you. It's for Raymond. The human body is fascinating. Delicate, fragile. Did you know that if I cut this artery right here, it will take only a matter of minutes before Ray's body goes into shock and eventually expires?
- John Constantine: Hey, big man. Come on. I know you're in there. Snap out of it, eh?
- Neron: Ray's gone. I've taken over his body. We made a deal. And you of all people should know what it means to make a deal with a demon. Now, if Ray was still in here, would he do this?
- [tries slitting Ray's throat with the knife, Constantine turns it into a feather]
- Neron: I knew I could make you use your magic.
- Nate Heywood: Neron is out there with Ray and Constantine all because we fell for his trap, because you fired on Ray.
- Mick Rory: And what was your plan, Pretty? Beat him to death in a snowball fight?
- Mona Wu: Ava, are you sure this is the best time for performance reviews?
- Ava Sharpe: There's no better time to assess the performance of our operation.
- Mona Wu: But are you sure Gary's qualified for responsibilities?
- Ava Sharpe: Of course, Mona. Gary Green is all the man we need.