DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

Terms of Service (2019)

Adam Tsekhman: Gary Green

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• Ava Sharpe : You know what, Gary? It's a little hard to feel sorry for you when you're holding us all hostage.

  Gary Green : You're not getting it. This whole time, Tabitha's been trying to use me to hurt you. All I wished was for us to hang out. I was trying to protect you. I get it, I'm not "cool". But I don't deserve to be treated like a joke. So now, now the joke's on you.

• Ava Sharpe : Why, you little...

  Fairy Godmother : I'd be careful how you speak to my charge.

  Sara Lance : Gary, why are you doing this?

  Gary Green : Because I would like to discuss...

  [holding up a book] 

  Gary Green : "The Collector".

  Ava Sharpe : Forget the book, Gary. You helped a demon take control of the Bureau. What happened to the Bureau creed?

  Gary Green : Oh, I could ask the same about you. Article 27? Hmm? A supervisor must never show favoritism? You started a book club with another employee.

• Nora Darhk : Gary, Mona is being tortured right now.

  Gary Green : Neron said he's trying to protect humans from monsters. You saw Mona knaw off my nip.

  Ava Sharpe : She did you a favor.

• Ava Sharpe : [after magically speed-reading a book]  Book was terrible.

  Sara Lance : Oh, my head.

  Gary Green : That's the spirit.

• Sara Lance : Hey, Nate. Can't talk right now.

  Gary Green : Are you talking to Nate on comms? Tell him I say hi.

  Sara Lance : Gary says hi. And we are at book club.

  [through gritted teeth] 

  Sara Lance : Move on to plan B.

  Zari Tomaz : [on the ship]  What's plan B?

  Mick Rory : I only listen for my name.

  Nate Heywood : I assume it's like plan A, but, you know, with less people.

• Gideon : I'm detecting a fugitive alert...

  [giggling as Gary tickles her AI interface] 

  Gideon : ...stop it... at the Inquisition, Captain Green.

  Gary Green : Oh, I don't do torture.

  Ava Sharpe : Could have fooled me.

  Sara Lance : Hey. Play nice. We have to distract Gary while the B team is plan B... ing.

• Gary Green : I feel like a bridge scene should have more people.

  Sara Lance : Oh, no, we love three-people bridge scenes.

  Ava Sharpe : Yeah, otherwise we just end up standing around all day.

  Gary Green : Oh, that's why Mick's always grumpy.

• Nate Heywood : Gary, is that the Kid Steel costume?

  Gary Green : Uh-huh.

  [posing] 

  Gary Green : You likey?

  Nate Heywood : Why would anyone wish to be a sidekick?

  Mick Rory : Close your legs.

  Ava Sharpe : Oh, he's such an idiot.

• Gary Green : Oh, Fairy Godmother!

  Sara Lance : [seeing Nora appear]  Nora.

  Nate Heywood : [quietly]  Oh...

  Gary Green : Go find John and help him rescue Ray from hell.

  Nora Darhk : Oh, fiddlesticks.

  Sara Lance , Ava Sharpe : [a portal opens]  Wait, wait, wait, wait!

  Nate Heywood : Gary!

  Nora Darhk : [she's pulled into the portal]  Gary, you dick!

• Gary Green : I want to dig deeper on my next wish.

  Fairy Godmother : Excellent idea. What do you have in mind?

  Gary Green : Well... we've already redecorated my office. I now have three nipples, because a spare never hurts, and...

  Fairy Godmother : Perhaps you could make a wish regarding the Legends?

  Gary Green : You want me to wish something for them?

  Fairy Godmother : I'm talking about revenge.

• Fairy Godmother : They lied to you, Gary. Promised you could be an interim Legend. One wish, and you can send them all to hell with John Constantine.

  Gary Green : Speaking of John, you think he's all right?

  Fairy Godmother : That warlock sent thousands of demons to rot in the pits.

  [laughing] 

  Fairy Godmother : I think he's well and truly screwed, dearie.