DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

Meet the Legends (2020)

Shayan Sobhian: Behrad Tarazi

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Quotes 

• Nate Heywood : This is for the best, right? Maybe, maybe not? I don't know. I feel like I'm supposed to say that.

  Behrad Tarazi : We're better off. Fame messes with people.

  Ava Sharpe : Still have that money problem.

  Sara Lance : Oh, I almost forgot. Mick?

  Mick Rory : [growling, he takes something out of his pocket]  I steal things.

  Mona Wu : Whoa. Is that a Faberge egg?

  Sara Lance : Mm-hmm.

  Mona Wu : What's that worth?

  Mick Rory : 50 million.

  [Ava gasps in surprise and drops it, but Sara catches it] 

  Sara Lance : Whoa, be careful with that, babes.

• Kevin Harris : The wonder of time travel is allowing our cameras to capture some of the first color images of imperial Russia as we ride along on the Legends' patented party sneak.

  Behrad Tarazi : Turns out it's more of a fun funeral sneak.

  Sara Lance : Who died?

  Nate Heywood : Grigori Rasputin, AKA the Mad Monk. Equal parts mystic advisor and manipulative hornball.

  Ray Palmer : Rasputin was notoriously hard to kill. It took cyanide, a gun, and drowning before he stayed dead.

  [as the coffin lid is secured, mourners scream as it flies off and Rasputin sits up] 

  Behrad Tarazi : Um, guys, we sure he stayed dead?

• Sara Lance : Gideon, what's the point of origin?

  Gideon : It appears my Jonah Hex has beebo Lala loves you.

  Behrad Tarazi : Gideon may have a virus.

  Mona Wu : Doesn't she make everything work?

  Ava Sharpe : We are perfectly safe.

  Nate Heywood : [running in]  Guys, that was a class-five timequake. That is is so dangerous.

• Behrad Tarazi : How you doing with Oliver and everything?

  Sara Lance : I'm fine.

  Behrad Tarazi : No worries. We don't have to talk about it. But I made you something.

  Sara Lance : Oh, please don't be a condolence card, 'cause those are always super awkward.

  [Ava appears unnoticed with a condolence card] 

  Behrad Tarazi : Nah, hopefully something better.

  [as Ava leaves, Sara sees what Behrad drew] 

  Behrad Tarazi : It's you, Ollie, and Laurel.

  Sara Lance : B, this is actually... it's really sweet. Thank you.

• Behrad Tarazi : Hi, I'm Behrad Tarazi. I guess you probably think I'm some kind of awesome future man, since I'm from 2044. My literal birthday was yesterday, which is pretty wild, man.

  [flash back to him visiting the hospital] 

  Behrad Tarazi : That's me. Hey, baby Behrad, be easy and go with the flow, like Wu-Tang Clan and Bruce Lee.

• Sara Lance : Is everybody just trying to get on my nerves today? Camera crew shows up and, what, nobody can act like themselves?

  Behrad Tarazi : Spotlight does weird things to people. But, hey, you know I'll always be my true self.

  Sara Lance : Oh, yeah? Your true self? Don't your parents think you're in business school?

  Behrad Tarazi : I am a tangled web.

• Sara Lance : Okay, hold on, Behrad. So you're saying Gideon's glitching because we fractured time?

  Behrad Tarazi : Look, at least we didn't break time. We just sort of dinged it up.

• Nate Heywood : Yeah, of course I'm bummed that we let Sara down, but I am glad I got to meet Rasputin. Little help?

  [Behrad uses his powers to push his inversion table upright] 

  Nate Heywood : I mean, the guy got in my head and laid a bomb.

  Behrad Tarazi : He freaked your bean, huh?

  Nate Heywood : Oh, yeah. He also told me about the mystery woman that I was in love with before I died. I know it sounds crazy, but it just... it feels right.

  Behrad Tarazi : Sounds like you got some soul-searching to do. Wanna watch "How Stella Got Her Groove Back" again?

  Nate Heywood : [moving in a dance-ish way]  No, my groove feels fine. Do you think I have either split memory or partial amnesia?

  Behrad Tarazi : That's like what's happening with Gideon. Her memory is processing what I thought was phantom data, but maybe it's real data from a different timeline. Either you're a computer who caught the same virus as Gideon...

  Nate Heywood : Or when we fixed Heyworld, we changed the timeline. Damn, we deducted the hell out of that.

• Sara Lance : You want my confessional? All right, come here, I'll give one to you. I confess that I hate this doc. I confess that I don't want to be a celebrity. And I confess that if you don't get that camera out of my face...

  Behrad Tarazi : [entering]  Captain. I think Gideon is suffering from phantom data.

  [glancing at the camera] 

  Behrad Tarazi : Do you want me to come back later?

  Sara Lance : No, you should stay. Stay with me, hang out. Let's get lit.

  Behrad Tarazi : Questionable timing, but should I get my stash box?

  Sara Lance : Yes, you should.

• The Atom : Where am I? What happened?

  Sara Lance : Don't think, Ray, just enlarge.

  The Atom : Why is it so dark in here? Am I in a lake? A-A lake that smells like pierogies?

  Ava Sharpe : Ray, do it! Get big now!

  The Atom : Embigify. Your atomic number is up.

  Sara Lance : Now, Ray!

  The Atom : Size... matters!

  [as he enlarges, Rasputin explodes from the inside] 

  The Atom : Oh, no. What did... what did I do?

  Nate Heywood : You found your catchphrase, Ray!

  Mick Rory : What the hell?

  Wolfie : Raw meat.

  Behrad Tarazi : Question is...

  Nate Heywood : Did you get the shot, Kevin?

  Kevin Harris : [shell-shocked and covered in blood]  Uh, yeah, I-I... I got it.

• Nate Heywood : How's it going, Gideon?

  Gideon : The phantom memory scrub is proceeding without a hitch. The flaws only go as far back as the last two years. Oh, it feels good to get my thoughts straight.

  Behrad Tarazi : Good work, Giddy.

• Kevin Harris : Hear that applause? God, this movie is not even gonna begin to satiate the Legends craze. You know what this is? This is a TV show. I'm talking cameras on every mission.

  Mona Wu : Sara, you okay? You look nauseous.

  Kevin Harris : Yeah, she's fine. And now, when you go out there, just... just be yourselves. But, you know, bigger.

  Behrad Tarazi : Like, bigger how?

  Kevin Harris : You know, just act heroic. You guys have a real "Bad News Bears" vibe. It's not doing you any favors. Now that you're big-time, people expect you to... put on a show.

  Nate Heywood : So you're asking us not to be ourselves.

  Kevin Harris : This guy gets it.

• Sara Lance : Hi, everybody. We are the Legends, and we just wanted to say thank you for watching our film. We hope that you enjoyed it.

  [applause] 

  Ava Sharpe : Of course, uh, none of it was real.

  [sounds of confusion from the audience] 

  Kevin Harris : Excuse me? Sh... she-she's joking.

  Ava Sharpe : No, I'm not. Come on, time travel? I mean, it's the biggest hoax in history. Am I right?

  Ray Palmer : Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's obvious that this is all fake. How could Rasputin speak English?

  Kevin Harris : You told me it was temporal linguistic dysplasia.

  Behrad Tarazi : I mean, if we had so much as coughed, our modern germs would have wiped out half the population.

  Nate Heywood : Why wouldn't we just find baby Hitler and make him wrestle baby Stalin? Think about it.

  Mona Wu : The special effects were kind of questionable.

  Mick Rory : [boos]  Shut up, it's not real.

  Sara Lance : [disappointed, audience members get up and leave]  All right, everybody. I guess that just means don't believe everything you see on camera.

  Ava Sharpe : Yeah, it was all just a big, fake spectacle just like Heyworld last year. We are all a bunch of frauds.

  Sara Lance : Big frauds, everybody.

  Kevin Harris : You guys ruined my movie.

  Nate Heywood : Yeah, sorry.

• Tsar Nicholas II : How did you manage to survive being poisoned, shot, and thrown into the river, Grigori?

  Grigori Rasputin : Oh, I have a very hardy constitution.

  Sara Lance : Damn it, the red wedding's about to start and I don't see the teacakes anywhere.

  Behrad Tarazi : [watching a servant with a tray in hand]  All I see is cookies.

  Tsar Nicholas II : Teacakes. My favorite.

  Sara Lance : The cookies *are* the teacakes.

  Tsar Nicholas II : [snapping her towel, she knocks the cookie out of his hand]  What is the meaning of this?

  Sara Lance : Forgive me, sire. I saw a bug.

• Grigori Rasputin : I've invited my dearest Czarina and her family over for dinner. Tonight will be a night that you can remember.

  [he giggles with laughter] 

  Monk : That... that doesn't sound right.

  Grigori Rasputin : What?

  Monk : The-the laugh, you... you need to nail the laugh before we kill the Romanovs and take the throne.

  Grigori Rasputin : It's a work in progress. How about this?

  [clearing his throat, he cackles maniacally] 

  Sara Lance : [watching on the Waverider]  He's gonna kill the Romanovs.

  Behrad Tarazi : Making him an immortal Czar.

  Sara Lance : We can handle this.

  Behrad Tarazi : We can? What about the team?

  Sara Lance : Shh, they're not thinking straight. And their cover's blown. Look, this is up to you and me, B. We are gonna stop this assassination alone.

• Mona Wu : Is this a timequake?

  Ava Sharpe : See, I knew the timeline was still in jeopardy. What do we got? Time pirates, time terrorism, time sex tourism?

  Behrad Tarazi : Wow, Ava, you could be a supervillain if you applied yourself.