DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

Meet the Legends (2020)

Nick Zano: Nate Heywood

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• Ava Sharpe : Okay, big smiles everyone. And nobody mention Oliver Queen.

  Mona Wu : Why?

  Ava Sharpe : Because he died.

  Nate Heywood : Shouldn't have done the crossover.

• Ava Sharpe : Uh, Ray! Who else saved the multiverse?

  Ray Palmer : Oh, uh, well The Flash, Supergirl, Batwoman.

  Ava Sharpe : Cool.

  Ray Palmer : Yeah.

  Nate Heywood : What, no Superman? Couldn't have been that big of a deal.

  Ray Palmer : Oh, no, no, Superman was there. He's very handsome.

• Nate Heywood : Are we killing folks, or chilling with folks?

• Sara Lance : So you guys decided to go off on your own and face Rasputin.

  Nate Heywood : I thought I could calm him down.

  Mona Wu : I thought I could make him fall in love?

  Ava Sharpe : And I thought I could, you know, assassinate him.

  Sara Lance : None that was ever going to happen. He's fresh out of Hell.

  Mick Rory : Well, let's kill him then.

  Sara Lance : You - you can't. Look, John said he can't be killed with a chit of his soul is in Hell, or whatever that means.

• Ray Palmer : Look, Sara, we're really sorry. We thought we could make things easier for you by taking this off your plate.

  Sara Lance : And risking your own necks. Look, I already have one dead friend on my plate. I'm good there. And you know, none of you self-absorbed mega stars even bothered to ask me how I was doing.

  Ava Sharpe : Look, Sara, I told them not to mention Oliver, okay? I thought you wouldn't want to be reminded.

  Sara Lance : Reminded? What, did you think that I could just forget that my friend died?

  Ava Sharpe : No, I - look, I know things have been crazy around here.

  Sara Lance : Crazy around here? You still have no idea what I saw out there.

  Nate Heywood : What did happen?

  Sara Lance : Countless Earths died. I became a paragon and traveled back to the big bang. We restarted the universe and now no one even remembers what we've changed.

  Ava Sharpe : That's a lot to process.

  Sara Lance : Yeah, I know. So you could see why I would wanna talk to my friends about it. And instead I get cameras in my face.

• Nate Heywood : This is for the best, right? Maybe, maybe not? I don't know. I feel like I'm supposed to say that.

  Behrad Tarazi : We're better off. Fame messes with people.

  Ava Sharpe : Still have that money problem.

  Sara Lance : Oh, I almost forgot. Mick?

  Mick Rory : [growling, he takes something out of his pocket]  I steal things.

  Mona Wu : Whoa. Is that a Faberge egg?

  Sara Lance : Mm-hmm.

  Mona Wu : What's that worth?

  Mick Rory : 50 million.

  [Ava gasps in surprise and drops it, but Sara catches it] 

  Sara Lance : Whoa, be careful with that, babes.

• Gideon : I have encountered a glitch during the Heyworld event.

  Nate Heywood : Show me.

  [Gideon shows him the footage, with Zari's image replacing Behrad's; the power goes down, and a hologram appears behind him] 

  Zari Tomaz : Nate. If you're seeing this, we altered my future at Heyworld. I don't know where I'll be or who I'll be, but... I know that I love you. Find me.

  [the message ends, and the power returns] 

  Nate Heywood : Gideon. Gideon, who was that? Play it again.

  Gideon : Memory scrub complete.

• Kevin Harris : The wonder of time travel is allowing our cameras to capture some of the first color images of imperial Russia as we ride along on the Legends' patented party sneak.

  Behrad Tarazi : Turns out it's more of a fun funeral sneak.

  Sara Lance : Who died?

  Nate Heywood : Grigori Rasputin, AKA the Mad Monk. Equal parts mystic advisor and manipulative hornball.

  Ray Palmer : Rasputin was notoriously hard to kill. It took cyanide, a gun, and drowning before he stayed dead.

  [as the coffin lid is secured, mourners scream as it flies off and Rasputin sits up] 

  Behrad Tarazi : Um, guys, we sure he stayed dead?

• Sara Lance : Gideon, what's the point of origin?

  Gideon : It appears my Jonah Hex has beebo Lala loves you.

  Behrad Tarazi : Gideon may have a virus.

  Mona Wu : Doesn't she make everything work?

  Ava Sharpe : We are perfectly safe.

  Nate Heywood : [running in]  Guys, that was a class-five timequake. That is is so dangerous.

• Ray Palmer : I've triangulated the timequake to 1917, St. Petersburg, Russia. Let's go and shrink the problem.

  Nate Heywood : [Sara grimaces]  Not good.

  Ray Palmer : I'm developing a catchphrase?

  Gideon : Executing time jump now.

  Sara Lance : No! Gideon, we're not taking a film crew to...

  [watching the transition through time] 

  Sara Lance : ...Imperial Russia. Yeah. Great. This is great, Ray.

  Nate Heywood : All right, Legends, put on your babushkas because we are rushing into Russia.

  Sara Lance : And now you're copying my thing.

  Nate Heywood : Totally. I just got really excited.

• Nate Heywood : For two full minutes, I was not alive. That changes you, man. Don't get me wrong, I-I love fame. No one says no to you about anything. Hey, man, that's a cool hat. Can I have it?

  [the hat is thrown to him] 

  Nate Heywood : But still, something doesn't feel right.

• Nate Heywood : What if more baddies start coming back, like, throughout history?

  Ray Palmer : If they do, we can call them evil do-overs.

  Ray Palmer : Villa-agains.

  Mona Wu : I like "encores".

• Sara Lance : Rasputin came back from the dead, and it caused a timequake. Ugh, this is kind of problem that I can wrap my head around. So I need you guys to forget about this documentary film crew and focus on the mission at hand, yes?

  Ray Palmer : Yes, we need to minimize the mishap.

  Ava Sharpe : Ooh, Ray, that's good. Because saving the day is what the Legends do best.

  Nate Heywood : Ava, you're in my shot.

• Kevin Harris : The Waverider was surprisingly quiet, because half the team was away on a mission.

  Nate Heywood : Oh, the crossover. Yeah, had to take a rain check. See, when you are a superhero/amusement park impresario/historian that rises from the dead, your dance card tends to get pretty full.

• Mona Wu : Apparently, when Rasputin cured the Czarina's only son, the two fell madly in love. I think if Rasputin realized how much the Czarina loved him, he would wanna settle down with her, lead the kind of quiet life that doesn't disturb history. Maybe Rebecca Silver's next series could be called "Russian Nights."

  Nate Heywood : So, the St. Petersburg elite hated Rasputin's influence over the Czarina. So the Czar's own nephew, a prince by the name of Yusupov, he spearheaded the assassination. Ray, what if old Grigori came back...

  Ray Palmer , Nate Heywood : To settle the score?

  [gearing up] 

  Nate Heywood : We need to stop Rasputin from killing Yusupov.

  Mona Wu : [writing and sealing a love letter]  I'm going to deliver a love letter to Rasputin.

  Ava Sharpe : [assembling and loading a sniper rifle]  I'm gonna kill Rasputin. You in?

  Mick Rory : Yep.

• Grigori Rasputin : Grigori Rasputin. Monk, mystic; it is hard coming back to life. I think, what will make me happy? So I kill the man who killed me. But am I happy? Eh.

  Nate Heywood : I'll give you Yusupov. He had it coming.

• Nate Heywood : [being hypnotized]  I see a woman in the shadows.

  Grigori Rasputin : Walk to her.

  Nate Heywood : She's beautiful. Silky raven hair. Eyes you could stare into forever. And she's stuffing her face with donuts.

• Nate Heywood : Rasputin and I are two wandering souls who got a second chance at life. He shouldn't waste his encore on revenge. Damn it!

  The Atom : What?

  Nate Heywood : Mona was right. "Encore" feels better.

  The Atom : It does. Plus, with my new Atom cam, everybody can watch us fixing history without any bloodshed.

  [with an accompanying scream, a body lands right in front of Nate] 

  Nate Heywood : [seeing the broken window from which he was presumably thrown]  And Yusupov is dead. New plan.

• Nate Heywood : Yeah, of course I'm bummed that we let Sara down, but I am glad I got to meet Rasputin. Little help?

  [Behrad uses his powers to push his inversion table upright] 

  Nate Heywood : I mean, the guy got in my head and laid a bomb.

  Behrad Tarazi : He freaked your bean, huh?

  Nate Heywood : Oh, yeah. He also told me about the mystery woman that I was in love with before I died. I know it sounds crazy, but it just... it feels right.

  Behrad Tarazi : Sounds like you got some soul-searching to do. Wanna watch "How Stella Got Her Groove Back" again?

  Nate Heywood : [moving in a dance-ish way]  No, my groove feels fine. Do you think I have either split memory or partial amnesia?

  Behrad Tarazi : That's like what's happening with Gideon. Her memory is processing what I thought was phantom data, but maybe it's real data from a different timeline. Either you're a computer who caught the same virus as Gideon...

  Nate Heywood : Or when we fixed Heyworld, we changed the timeline. Damn, we deducted the hell out of that.

• Grigori Rasputin : You know, your aura is quite strong.

  Nate Heywood : I get that a lot. I rotate hair products.

  Grigori Rasputin : Like me, you too have experienced the miracle. God brought you back to life. But there's something missing. I sense a hole in your heart.

  [seeing him react] 

  Grigori Rasputin : There, right there. You once loved someone, but you have forgotten. Allow me to hypnotize you, and I will help you recover everything you have lost.

  Ava Sharpe : [on comms]  Don't even think about it, Nate.

  Nate Heywood : Thank you, Rasputin, but I'm gonna have to say yes, 100%, let's do this.

• Nate Heywood : Grigori! Razzmatazz. Do, uh, people call you Griggy? There's just been a... a slight misunderstanding. Um, your monk friends here think I'm here to kill you, uh, when really I just would like to chat.

  [Rasputin nonverbally points at Kevin and his crew] 

  Nate Heywood : Oh, this? This is, uh, my camera crew. We're producing a news reel about your startling return. After all, you're not a big deal until you're a big deal on camera.

• Nate Heywood : I remember her, Ray.

  The Atom : Who?

  Nate Heywood : I... I don't know her name, but she was on the ship with us.

• The Atom : Where am I? What happened?

  Sara Lance : Don't think, Ray, just enlarge.

  The Atom : Why is it so dark in here? Am I in a lake? A-A lake that smells like pierogies?

  Ava Sharpe : Ray, do it! Get big now!

  The Atom : Embigify. Your atomic number is up.

  Sara Lance : Now, Ray!

  The Atom : Size... matters!

  [as he enlarges, Rasputin explodes from the inside] 

  The Atom : Oh, no. What did... what did I do?

  Nate Heywood : You found your catchphrase, Ray!

  Mick Rory : What the hell?

  Wolfie : Raw meat.

  Behrad Tarazi : Question is...

  Nate Heywood : Did you get the shot, Kevin?

  Kevin Harris : [shell-shocked and covered in blood]  Uh, yeah, I-I... I got it.

• Nate Heywood : How's it going, Gideon?

  Gideon : The phantom memory scrub is proceeding without a hitch. The flaws only go as far back as the last two years. Oh, it feels good to get my thoughts straight.

  Behrad Tarazi : Good work, Giddy.

• Kevin Harris : Hear that applause? God, this movie is not even gonna begin to satiate the Legends craze. You know what this is? This is a TV show. I'm talking cameras on every mission.

  Mona Wu : Sara, you okay? You look nauseous.

  Kevin Harris : Yeah, she's fine. And now, when you go out there, just... just be yourselves. But, you know, bigger.

  Behrad Tarazi : Like, bigger how?

  Kevin Harris : You know, just act heroic. You guys have a real "Bad News Bears" vibe. It's not doing you any favors. Now that you're big-time, people expect you to... put on a show.

  Nate Heywood : So you're asking us not to be ourselves.

  Kevin Harris : This guy gets it.

• Mona Wu : Whoops, I think we forgot the cameraman.

  Nate Heywood : That's Kevin, the director. He's really more of an auteur.

  Mick Rory : We should get out there.

  Ava Sharpe : Sara clearly wants to handle this alone.

  Ray Palmer : But are we gonna let her?

• Sara Lance : Hi, everybody. We are the Legends, and we just wanted to say thank you for watching our film. We hope that you enjoyed it.

  [applause] 

  Ava Sharpe : Of course, uh, none of it was real.

  [sounds of confusion from the audience] 

  Kevin Harris : Excuse me? Sh... she-she's joking.

  Ava Sharpe : No, I'm not. Come on, time travel? I mean, it's the biggest hoax in history. Am I right?

  Ray Palmer : Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's obvious that this is all fake. How could Rasputin speak English?

  Kevin Harris : You told me it was temporal linguistic dysplasia.

  Behrad Tarazi : I mean, if we had so much as coughed, our modern germs would have wiped out half the population.

  Nate Heywood : Why wouldn't we just find baby Hitler and make him wrestle baby Stalin? Think about it.

  Mona Wu : The special effects were kind of questionable.

  Mick Rory : [boos]  Shut up, it's not real.

  Sara Lance : [disappointed, audience members get up and leave]  All right, everybody. I guess that just means don't believe everything you see on camera.

  Ava Sharpe : Yeah, it was all just a big, fake spectacle just like Heyworld last year. We are all a bunch of frauds.

  Sara Lance : Big frauds, everybody.

  Kevin Harris : You guys ruined my movie.

  Nate Heywood : Yeah, sorry.