DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

Meet the Legends (2020)

Matt Ryan: John Constantine

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• Sara Lance : John. Wha-what are you doing here?

  John Constantine : Oh, I heard your, uh, movie premiere was in town tonight, so I thought I'd pop in.

  Sara Lance : Well, just make yourself at home, then.

  Ava Sharpe : Why can't he ever just be normal?

• Sara Lance : John, you take care, you lunatic.

  John Constantine : I always do, love. I always do.

• Masher : John, wait!

  John Constantine : Masher? Masher, is that you possessing the lad?

  Masher : Glad to see you escaped Hell.

  John Constantine : Yeah, well, I could say the same about you, mate.

  Masher : Demon's gotta have his fun.

  John Constantine : Yeah, well, I could murder a pint right about now. Fancy a drink?

  Masher : You're buying.

  John Constantine : You've got it. Let's go.

  Gary Green : Uh, excuse me, greatest of warlocks, but what about Edgar's mother?

  John Constantine : Good thinking, G-man. We'll take the fire escape.

• Gary Green : [investigating a child's demonic possession]  What's wrong with him?

  John Constantine : His PJs, for starters. Do people really wear matching pajama sets?

  Gary Green : Yes.

• Gary Green : Hi, I'm, uh, Gary Green. Um, if I had to sum myself up in two words, they would be, uh, fully forgiven. A lot of things happened last year that you could misconstrue as, uh, potentially, maybe being my fault. But thankfully, everyone agrees that at worst, I was just a hapless rube who got manipulated by the forces of Hell to betray humanity. Uh, I had a fairy godmother named Nora, but, uh, we separated amicably after she granted me my heart's deepest wish.

  John Constantine : [taking his coffee cup]  Gary, what the hell are you doing? Come on, we got bigger fish to fry.

  Gary Green : Nora made me Constantine's apprentice.

  John Constantine : Gary!

• Kevin Harris : As Nate's party was about to get started, Constantine's was coming to an end.

  Giant Bouncer : [throwing Constantine and Edgar out]  It's not right bringing a kid in here!

  John Constantine : Oh, piss off, you puritan twit!

• John Constantine : I've got to ask, Masher. Has she done it?

  Masher : I don't know what you're talking about, John.

  John Constantine : Don't be coy with me. Has Astra released the worst souls from Hell onto Earth?

  Masher : What can I say? The girl's all grown up and making money moves. The question is, what are you gonna do?

  John Constantine : Well, I don't need to do anything about it, all right? My life is settled right now. I'm not gonna stir up a hornet's nest of trouble because Astra Logue wants to break the glass ceiling in Hell.

  Masher : Is that so?

  John Constantine : You smug git.

  [putting his bottle of booze down] 

  John Constantine : Right, then. Sorry about this.

  Masher : Ah, no, at least let me have a swig.

  [Constantine begins chanting in Latin] 

  Masher : You're a bastard, John!

• Sara Lance : And what if we've already run into one of these encores? How do we kill it?

  John Constantine : You can't, not with a chit of their souls still in Hell.

  Gary Green : Where's Ava? Tell her I said hi.

• John Constantine : Sara, what's with the connection?

  Sara Lance : Gideon has a bug and we're trying to get buzzed. What do you want?

  John Constantine : Well, listen up, all right? Some of the most evil souls in all of history have been raised from Hell.

  Gary Green : Did you hear him? He said "Hell."

  John Constantine : [pushing him away]  Get... get out.

• John Constantine : Gary!

  Gary Green : Yes, master of the dark arts.

  John Constantine : Hail the Waverider, will you? I need to warn the Legends.

  Gary Green : Uh, but what about Edgar?

  John Constantine : Ah, you know, give him the usual.

  Gary Green : One taxi and a lollipop. Coming up.

• Sara Lance : Wait, are you trying to go back to Hell?

  John Constantine : Soul become my soul, flesh become my flesh. Hades, firstborn of Cronos, I call upon you.

  Sara Lance : Hey, John, there's gotta be another way.

  John Constantine : I'll return when the sigil is complete.

• Sara Lance : What are you doing?

  John Constantine : Yeah, I, uh, need to borrow something. Rasputin wasn't an isolated incident.

  Ava Sharpe : Not isolated? What do you mean?

  Sara Lance : [he takes one of the jars containing Rasputin's remains and opens it]  Okay, hey, whoa, no, no, don't!

  Ava Sharpe : Don't!

  Sara Lance : [they gag as he drinks it]  Ugh!