DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

Meet the Legends (2020)

Caity Lotz: Sara Lance, White Canary

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• Sara Lance : So you guys decided to go off on your own and face Rasputin.

  Nate Heywood : I thought I could calm him down.

  Mona Wu : I thought I could make him fall in love?

  Ava Sharpe : And I thought I could, you know, assassinate him.

  Sara Lance : None that was ever going to happen. He's fresh out of Hell.

  Mick Rory : Well, let's kill him then.

  Sara Lance : You - you can't. Look, John said he can't be killed with a chit of his soul is in Hell, or whatever that means.

• Sara Lance : What is going on?

  Ava Sharpe : Before you object, let me explain. The only way that I could stop Senator Wellington from cutting off our funding was to be clear about process. Get it?

  Sara Lance : So you're shooting a documentary about the Legends?

  Ava Sharpe : Not me, per se.

  Kevin Harris : Hi, Captain Lance, huge fan. Uh, I'm the director, Kevin Harris. You can call me Kev. Just carry on, do what you're doing, we're not even here.

  Ava Sharpe : That's Kev. He's got it under control.

  Sara Lance : And what if I wanna talk about something on private?

  Ava Sharpe : It's not a problem, that's what the confessional interviews are for.

  Sara Lance : Oh. Okay, so I can - I can just say it to the camera.

  Ava Sharpe : Sure.

  Sara Lance : My girlfriend, she's lost her mind.

• Ray Palmer : Look, Sara, we're really sorry. We thought we could make things easier for you by taking this off your plate.

  Sara Lance : And risking your own necks. Look, I already have one dead friend on my plate. I'm good there. And you know, none of you self-absorbed mega stars even bothered to ask me how I was doing.

  Ava Sharpe : Look, Sara, I told them not to mention Oliver, okay? I thought you wouldn't want to be reminded.

  Sara Lance : Reminded? What, did you think that I could just forget that my friend died?

  Ava Sharpe : No, I - look, I know things have been crazy around here.

  Sara Lance : Crazy around here? You still have no idea what I saw out there.

  Nate Heywood : What did happen?

  Sara Lance : Countless Earths died. I became a paragon and traveled back to the big bang. We restarted the universe and now no one even remembers what we've changed.

  Ava Sharpe : That's a lot to process.

  Sara Lance : Yeah, I know. So you could see why I would wanna talk to my friends about it. And instead I get cameras in my face.

• Sara Lance : John. Wha-what are you doing here?

  John Constantine : Oh, I heard your, uh, movie premiere was in town tonight, so I thought I'd pop in.

  Sara Lance : Well, just make yourself at home, then.

  Ava Sharpe : Why can't he ever just be normal?

• Sara Lance : John, you take care, you lunatic.

  John Constantine : I always do, love. I always do.

• Nate Heywood : This is for the best, right? Maybe, maybe not? I don't know. I feel like I'm supposed to say that.

  Behrad Tarazi : We're better off. Fame messes with people.

  Ava Sharpe : Still have that money problem.

  Sara Lance : Oh, I almost forgot. Mick?

  Mick Rory : [growling, he takes something out of his pocket]  I steal things.

  Mona Wu : Whoa. Is that a Faberge egg?

  Sara Lance : Mm-hmm.

  Mona Wu : What's that worth?

  Mick Rory : 50 million.

  [Ava gasps in surprise and drops it, but Sara catches it] 

  Sara Lance : Whoa, be careful with that, babes.

• Kevin Harris : The wonder of time travel is allowing our cameras to capture some of the first color images of imperial Russia as we ride along on the Legends' patented party sneak.

  Behrad Tarazi : Turns out it's more of a fun funeral sneak.

  Sara Lance : Who died?

  Nate Heywood : Grigori Rasputin, AKA the Mad Monk. Equal parts mystic advisor and manipulative hornball.

  Ray Palmer : Rasputin was notoriously hard to kill. It took cyanide, a gun, and drowning before he stayed dead.

  [as the coffin lid is secured, mourners scream as it flies off and Rasputin sits up] 

  Behrad Tarazi : Um, guys, we sure he stayed dead?

• Sara Lance : Gideon, what's the point of origin?

  Gideon : It appears my Jonah Hex has beebo Lala loves you.

  Behrad Tarazi : Gideon may have a virus.

  Mona Wu : Doesn't she make everything work?

  Ava Sharpe : We are perfectly safe.

  Nate Heywood : [running in]  Guys, that was a class-five timequake. That is is so dangerous.

• Ray Palmer : I've triangulated the timequake to 1917, St. Petersburg, Russia. Let's go and shrink the problem.

  Nate Heywood : [Sara grimaces]  Not good.

  Ray Palmer : I'm developing a catchphrase?

  Gideon : Executing time jump now.

  Sara Lance : No! Gideon, we're not taking a film crew to...

  [watching the transition through time] 

  Sara Lance : ...Imperial Russia. Yeah. Great. This is great, Ray.

  Nate Heywood : All right, Legends, put on your babushkas because we are rushing into Russia.

  Sara Lance : And now you're copying my thing.

  Nate Heywood : Totally. I just got really excited.

• Behrad Tarazi : How you doing with Oliver and everything?

  Sara Lance : I'm fine.

  Behrad Tarazi : No worries. We don't have to talk about it. But I made you something.

  Sara Lance : Oh, please don't be a condolence card, 'cause those are always super awkward.

  [Ava appears unnoticed with a condolence card] 

  Behrad Tarazi : Nah, hopefully something better.

  [as Ava leaves, Sara sees what Behrad drew] 

  Behrad Tarazi : It's you, Ollie, and Laurel.

  Sara Lance : B, this is actually... it's really sweet. Thank you.

• Sara Lance : Rasputin came back from the dead, and it caused a timequake. Ugh, this is kind of problem that I can wrap my head around. So I need you guys to forget about this documentary film crew and focus on the mission at hand, yes?

  Ray Palmer : Yes, we need to minimize the mishap.

  Ava Sharpe : Ooh, Ray, that's good. Because saving the day is what the Legends do best.

  Nate Heywood : Ava, you're in my shot.

• Sara Lance : Is everybody just trying to get on my nerves today? Camera crew shows up and, what, nobody can act like themselves?

  Behrad Tarazi : Spotlight does weird things to people. But, hey, you know I'll always be my true self.

  Sara Lance : Oh, yeah? Your true self? Don't your parents think you're in business school?

  Behrad Tarazi : I am a tangled web.

• Sara Lance : And what if we've already run into one of these encores? How do we kill it?

  John Constantine : You can't, not with a chit of their souls still in Hell.

  Gary Green : Where's Ava? Tell her I said hi.

• Sara Lance : Okay, hold on, Behrad. So you're saying Gideon's glitching because we fractured time?

  Behrad Tarazi : Look, at least we didn't break time. We just sort of dinged it up.

• Sara Lance : You want my confessional? All right, come here, I'll give one to you. I confess that I hate this doc. I confess that I don't want to be a celebrity. And I confess that if you don't get that camera out of my face...

  Behrad Tarazi : [entering]  Captain. I think Gideon is suffering from phantom data.

  [glancing at the camera] 

  Behrad Tarazi : Do you want me to come back later?

  Sara Lance : No, you should stay. Stay with me, hang out. Let's get lit.

  Behrad Tarazi : Questionable timing, but should I get my stash box?

  Sara Lance : Yes, you should.

• John Constantine : Sara, what's with the connection?

  Sara Lance : Gideon has a bug and we're trying to get buzzed. What do you want?

  John Constantine : Well, listen up, all right? Some of the most evil souls in all of history have been raised from Hell.

  Gary Green : Did you hear him? He said "Hell."

  John Constantine : [pushing him away]  Get... get out.

• The Atom : Where am I? What happened?

  Sara Lance : Don't think, Ray, just enlarge.

  The Atom : Why is it so dark in here? Am I in a lake? A-A lake that smells like pierogies?

  Ava Sharpe : Ray, do it! Get big now!

  The Atom : Embigify. Your atomic number is up.

  Sara Lance : Now, Ray!

  The Atom : Size... matters!

  [as he enlarges, Rasputin explodes from the inside] 

  The Atom : Oh, no. What did... what did I do?

  Nate Heywood : You found your catchphrase, Ray!

  Mick Rory : What the hell?

  Wolfie : Raw meat.

  Behrad Tarazi : Question is...

  Nate Heywood : Did you get the shot, Kevin?

  Kevin Harris : [shell-shocked and covered in blood]  Uh, yeah, I-I... I got it.

• Grigori Rasputin : Now, what was it that man with the hair product said? Yes, you are not big deal until you're a big deal on camera. You are going to make me big deal, Mr. Kevin Harris.

  Sara Lance : They left the director behind?

• Sara Lance : Hi, everybody. We are the Legends, and we just wanted to say thank you for watching our film. We hope that you enjoyed it.

  [applause] 

  Ava Sharpe : Of course, uh, none of it was real.

  [sounds of confusion from the audience] 

  Kevin Harris : Excuse me? Sh... she-she's joking.

  Ava Sharpe : No, I'm not. Come on, time travel? I mean, it's the biggest hoax in history. Am I right?

  Ray Palmer : Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's obvious that this is all fake. How could Rasputin speak English?

  Kevin Harris : You told me it was temporal linguistic dysplasia.

  Behrad Tarazi : I mean, if we had so much as coughed, our modern germs would have wiped out half the population.

  Nate Heywood : Why wouldn't we just find baby Hitler and make him wrestle baby Stalin? Think about it.

  Mona Wu : The special effects were kind of questionable.

  Mick Rory : [boos]  Shut up, it's not real.

  Sara Lance : [disappointed, audience members get up and leave]  All right, everybody. I guess that just means don't believe everything you see on camera.

  Ava Sharpe : Yeah, it was all just a big, fake spectacle just like Heyworld last year. We are all a bunch of frauds.

  Sara Lance : Big frauds, everybody.

  Kevin Harris : You guys ruined my movie.

  Nate Heywood : Yeah, sorry.

• Grigori Rasputin : For years, I have flattered you both. Our subjects adore you. Our army needs you. And look at the state of our beloved Russia.

  Sara Lance : Hey. Let me guess, you're the only one that can save it. Not today, Grigori.

  Grigori Rasputin : Who are you? No matter. Perhaps I haven't given an adequate demonstration on my bauble.

  [as his pendant glows, it hypnotizes all the soldiers, including an undercover Behrad] 

  Grigori Rasputin : Attack this serving wench.

• Sara Lance : Wait, are you trying to go back to Hell?

  John Constantine : Soul become my soul, flesh become my flesh. Hades, firstborn of Cronos, I call upon you.

  Sara Lance : Hey, John, there's gotta be another way.

  John Constantine : I'll return when the sigil is complete.

• Tsar Nicholas II : How did you manage to survive being poisoned, shot, and thrown into the river, Grigori?

  Grigori Rasputin : Oh, I have a very hardy constitution.

  Sara Lance : Damn it, the red wedding's about to start and I don't see the teacakes anywhere.

  Behrad Tarazi : [watching a servant with a tray in hand]  All I see is cookies.

  Tsar Nicholas II : Teacakes. My favorite.

  Sara Lance : The cookies *are* the teacakes.

  Tsar Nicholas II : [snapping her towel, she knocks the cookie out of his hand]  What is the meaning of this?

  Sara Lance : Forgive me, sire. I saw a bug.

• Ava Sharpe : Look, Sara, I wish I was the person who could say the perfect thing.

  Sara Lance : Behind you.

  Ava Sharpe : [taking down a palace guard]  But listen, I'm just... I'm not that person, okay? I-I... emotions are hard for me, and I don't even know what "restarting the universe" means. Behind you!

  [Sara takes down a guard] 

  Ava Sharpe : Listen to me, whatever happened to you, okay, whatever happens to you, I wanna be the person that's there for you. I'm here for you, Sara.

  Sara Lance : [they team up to take down yet another guard]  Ava, that was perfect.

  The Atom : [just as they're about to kiss]  Oh, sorry to ruin the moment, ladies, but we have a problem.

  Sara Lance : [getting to their feet]  Oh, come on.

• Ava Sharpe : The public is gonna love this ending.

  Sara Lance : It's only missing one thing.

  Ava Sharpe : Hmm?

  [dipping her, Sara gives her a passionate kiss; as she lets go, Ava faints] 

• Grigori Rasputin : I've invited my dearest Czarina and her family over for dinner. Tonight will be a night that you can remember.

  [he giggles with laughter] 

  Monk : That... that doesn't sound right.

  Grigori Rasputin : What?

  Monk : The-the laugh, you... you need to nail the laugh before we kill the Romanovs and take the throne.

  Grigori Rasputin : It's a work in progress. How about this?

  [clearing his throat, he cackles maniacally] 

  Sara Lance : [watching on the Waverider]  He's gonna kill the Romanovs.

  Behrad Tarazi : Making him an immortal Czar.

  Sara Lance : We can handle this.

  Behrad Tarazi : We can? What about the team?

  Sara Lance : Shh, they're not thinking straight. And their cover's blown. Look, this is up to you and me, B. We are gonna stop this assassination alone.

• Sara Lance : What are you doing?

  John Constantine : Yeah, I, uh, need to borrow something. Rasputin wasn't an isolated incident.

  Ava Sharpe : Not isolated? What do you mean?

  Sara Lance : [he takes one of the jars containing Rasputin's remains and opens it]  Okay, hey, whoa, no, no, don't!

  Ava Sharpe : Don't!

  Sara Lance : [they gag as he drinks it]  Ugh!