DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

Meet the Legends (2020)

Jes Macallan: Ava Sharpe

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• Ava Sharpe : Okay, big smiles everyone. And nobody mention Oliver Queen.

  Mona Wu : Why?

  Ava Sharpe : Because he died.

  Nate Heywood : Shouldn't have done the crossover.

• Ava Sharpe : Umm-oh, Mick, why don't you tell us all what you do on the ship, huh?

  Mick Rory : I steal stuff. Get out of my way, you punks.

• Ava Sharpe : Uh, Ray! Who else saved the multiverse?

  Ray Palmer : Oh, uh, well The Flash, Supergirl, Batwoman.

  Ava Sharpe : Cool.

  Ray Palmer : Yeah.

  Nate Heywood : What, no Superman? Couldn't have been that big of a deal.

  Ray Palmer : Oh, no, no, Superman was there. He's very handsome.

• Sara Lance : So you guys decided to go off on your own and face Rasputin.

  Nate Heywood : I thought I could calm him down.

  Mona Wu : I thought I could make him fall in love?

  Ava Sharpe : And I thought I could, you know, assassinate him.

  Sara Lance : None that was ever going to happen. He's fresh out of Hell.

  Mick Rory : Well, let's kill him then.

  Sara Lance : You - you can't. Look, John said he can't be killed with a chit of his soul is in Hell, or whatever that means.

• Sara Lance : What is going on?

  Ava Sharpe : Before you object, let me explain. The only way that I could stop Senator Wellington from cutting off our funding was to be clear about process. Get it?

  Sara Lance : So you're shooting a documentary about the Legends?

  Ava Sharpe : Not me, per se.

  Kevin Harris : Hi, Captain Lance, huge fan. Uh, I'm the director, Kevin Harris. You can call me Kev. Just carry on, do what you're doing, we're not even here.

  Ava Sharpe : That's Kev. He's got it under control.

  Sara Lance : And what if I wanna talk about something on private?

  Ava Sharpe : It's not a problem, that's what the confessional interviews are for.

  Sara Lance : Oh. Okay, so I can - I can just say it to the camera.

  Ava Sharpe : Sure.

  Sara Lance : My girlfriend, she's lost her mind.

• Ray Palmer : Look, Sara, we're really sorry. We thought we could make things easier for you by taking this off your plate.

  Sara Lance : And risking your own necks. Look, I already have one dead friend on my plate. I'm good there. And you know, none of you self-absorbed mega stars even bothered to ask me how I was doing.

  Ava Sharpe : Look, Sara, I told them not to mention Oliver, okay? I thought you wouldn't want to be reminded.

  Sara Lance : Reminded? What, did you think that I could just forget that my friend died?

  Ava Sharpe : No, I - look, I know things have been crazy around here.

  Sara Lance : Crazy around here? You still have no idea what I saw out there.

  Nate Heywood : What did happen?

  Sara Lance : Countless Earths died. I became a paragon and traveled back to the big bang. We restarted the universe and now no one even remembers what we've changed.

  Ava Sharpe : That's a lot to process.

  Sara Lance : Yeah, I know. So you could see why I would wanna talk to my friends about it. And instead I get cameras in my face.

• Sara Lance : John. Wha-what are you doing here?

  John Constantine : Oh, I heard your, uh, movie premiere was in town tonight, so I thought I'd pop in.

  Sara Lance : Well, just make yourself at home, then.

  Ava Sharpe : Why can't he ever just be normal?

• Nate Heywood : This is for the best, right? Maybe, maybe not? I don't know. I feel like I'm supposed to say that.

  Behrad Tarazi : We're better off. Fame messes with people.

  Ava Sharpe : Still have that money problem.

  Sara Lance : Oh, I almost forgot. Mick?

  Mick Rory : [growling, he takes something out of his pocket]  I steal things.

  Mona Wu : Whoa. Is that a Faberge egg?

  Sara Lance : Mm-hmm.

  Mona Wu : What's that worth?

  Mick Rory : 50 million.

  [Ava gasps in surprise and drops it, but Sara catches it] 

  Sara Lance : Whoa, be careful with that, babes.

• Kevin Harris : So, uh, how does your girlfriend feel about the documentary being made?

  Ava Sharpe : Actually, I-I haven't, uh, told Sara about the... the-the documentary yet. I just think it was a little awkward over the phone. It's... it's better to, you know, spring it on her when she gets back from the big mission.

• Sara Lance : Gideon, what's the point of origin?

  Gideon : It appears my Jonah Hex has beebo Lala loves you.

  Behrad Tarazi : Gideon may have a virus.

  Mona Wu : Doesn't she make everything work?

  Ava Sharpe : We are perfectly safe.

  Nate Heywood : [running in]  Guys, that was a class-five timequake. That is is so dangerous.

• Ava Sharpe : After Congress shut down the Time Bureau, Sara went off to help Oliver Queen, and, uh, I had to fight to keep the Waverider from being impounded. Bad luck that the senator chairing the committee was the same person we almost killed last year.

  [footage of her testifying] 

  Ava Sharpe : Senator Wellington, I know the Time Bureau may have been compromised, but you must allow the Waverider to continue patrolling the timeline.

  Senator Wellington : Ms. Sharpe, how do we know these so-called Legends can be trusted with time travel? Well, there's simply no transparency.

  [return to the Waverider] 

  Ava Sharpe : Which is why you all are here. Right? To show everyone what we do. What could go wrong?

• Ava Sharpe : My condolence card wasn't awkward. "Dear Sara, I'm sorry the vigilante you slept with when he was already dating your sister died. Some say it's better to have loved and lost, but I hope you never loved him at all."

• Sara Lance : Rasputin came back from the dead, and it caused a timequake. Ugh, this is kind of problem that I can wrap my head around. So I need you guys to forget about this documentary film crew and focus on the mission at hand, yes?

  Ray Palmer : Yes, we need to minimize the mishap.

  Ava Sharpe : Ooh, Ray, that's good. Because saving the day is what the Legends do best.

  Nate Heywood : Ava, you're in my shot.

• Ava Sharpe : Sara and I aren't the type to give each other cards, anyway. I'd rather do something for her. You know, like, fix this Rasputin situation and get the Legends the heck out of Russia before they screw something up.

  [realizing what she just said] 

  Ava Sharpe : You... uh, you can cut the last part of that out, right?

• Mona Wu : Apparently, when Rasputin cured the Czarina's only son, the two fell madly in love. I think if Rasputin realized how much the Czarina loved him, he would wanna settle down with her, lead the kind of quiet life that doesn't disturb history. Maybe Rebecca Silver's next series could be called "Russian Nights."

  Nate Heywood : So, the St. Petersburg elite hated Rasputin's influence over the Czarina. So the Czar's own nephew, a prince by the name of Yusupov, he spearheaded the assassination. Ray, what if old Grigori came back...

  Ray Palmer , Nate Heywood : To settle the score?

  [gearing up] 

  Nate Heywood : We need to stop Rasputin from killing Yusupov.

  Mona Wu : [writing and sealing a love letter]  I'm going to deliver a love letter to Rasputin.

  Ava Sharpe : [assembling and loading a sniper rifle]  I'm gonna kill Rasputin. You in?

  Mick Rory : Yep.

• Ava Sharpe : Mission's blown. We need to retreat.

  Mick Rory : I'm not done with you, you rat!

  The Atom : [unaware that she is]  Good thing Sara's not watching this.

• Ava Sharpe : Okay, so clearly, we shouldn't have avoided asking Sara about Oliver, but in my defense, I was desperately afraid I was gonna say the wrong thing, you know? I don't know what she needs, and everything I try, it seems to make it worse.

• Ava Sharpe : [cleaning in the galley]  "Agent Sharpe lacks a delicate touch and is extremely deficient at relating to people." That is straight from my Time Bureau personnel review. Pretty harsh. I wrote that review.

• Grigori Rasputin : You know, your aura is quite strong.

  Nate Heywood : I get that a lot. I rotate hair products.

  Grigori Rasputin : Like me, you too have experienced the miracle. God brought you back to life. But there's something missing. I sense a hole in your heart.

  [seeing him react] 

  Grigori Rasputin : There, right there. You once loved someone, but you have forgotten. Allow me to hypnotize you, and I will help you recover everything you have lost.

  Ava Sharpe : [on comms]  Don't even think about it, Nate.

  Nate Heywood : Thank you, Rasputin, but I'm gonna have to say yes, 100%, let's do this.

• The Atom : Where am I? What happened?

  Sara Lance : Don't think, Ray, just enlarge.

  The Atom : Why is it so dark in here? Am I in a lake? A-A lake that smells like pierogies?

  Ava Sharpe : Ray, do it! Get big now!

  The Atom : Embigify. Your atomic number is up.

  Sara Lance : Now, Ray!

  The Atom : Size... matters!

  [as he enlarges, Rasputin explodes from the inside] 

  The Atom : Oh, no. What did... what did I do?

  Nate Heywood : You found your catchphrase, Ray!

  Mick Rory : What the hell?

  Wolfie : Raw meat.

  Behrad Tarazi : Question is...

  Nate Heywood : Did you get the shot, Kevin?

  Kevin Harris : [shell-shocked and covered in blood]  Uh, yeah, I-I... I got it.

• Mona Wu : Whoops, I think we forgot the cameraman.

  Nate Heywood : That's Kevin, the director. He's really more of an auteur.

  Mick Rory : We should get out there.

  Ava Sharpe : Sara clearly wants to handle this alone.

  Ray Palmer : But are we gonna let her?

• Sara Lance : Hi, everybody. We are the Legends, and we just wanted to say thank you for watching our film. We hope that you enjoyed it.

  [applause] 

  Ava Sharpe : Of course, uh, none of it was real.

  [sounds of confusion from the audience] 

  Kevin Harris : Excuse me? Sh... she-she's joking.

  Ava Sharpe : No, I'm not. Come on, time travel? I mean, it's the biggest hoax in history. Am I right?

  Ray Palmer : Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's obvious that this is all fake. How could Rasputin speak English?

  Kevin Harris : You told me it was temporal linguistic dysplasia.

  Behrad Tarazi : I mean, if we had so much as coughed, our modern germs would have wiped out half the population.

  Nate Heywood : Why wouldn't we just find baby Hitler and make him wrestle baby Stalin? Think about it.

  Mona Wu : The special effects were kind of questionable.

  Mick Rory : [boos]  Shut up, it's not real.

  Sara Lance : [disappointed, audience members get up and leave]  All right, everybody. I guess that just means don't believe everything you see on camera.

  Ava Sharpe : Yeah, it was all just a big, fake spectacle just like Heyworld last year. We are all a bunch of frauds.

  Sara Lance : Big frauds, everybody.

  Kevin Harris : You guys ruined my movie.

  Nate Heywood : Yeah, sorry.

• Ava Sharpe : [after Constantine casts a spell to send himself to Hell]  You know, sometimes what happens on this ship really would be hard for an audience to follow.

• Ava Sharpe : Look, Sara, I wish I was the person who could say the perfect thing.

  Sara Lance : Behind you.

  Ava Sharpe : [taking down a palace guard]  But listen, I'm just... I'm not that person, okay? I-I... emotions are hard for me, and I don't even know what "restarting the universe" means. Behind you!

  [Sara takes down a guard] 

  Ava Sharpe : Listen to me, whatever happened to you, okay, whatever happens to you, I wanna be the person that's there for you. I'm here for you, Sara.

  Sara Lance : [they team up to take down yet another guard]  Ava, that was perfect.

  The Atom : [just as they're about to kiss]  Oh, sorry to ruin the moment, ladies, but we have a problem.

  Sara Lance : [getting to their feet]  Oh, come on.

• Ava Sharpe : The public is gonna love this ending.

  Sara Lance : It's only missing one thing.

  Ava Sharpe : Hmm?

  [dipping her, Sara gives her a passionate kiss; as she lets go, Ava faints] 

• Sara Lance : What are you doing?

  John Constantine : Yeah, I, uh, need to borrow something. Rasputin wasn't an isolated incident.

  Ava Sharpe : Not isolated? What do you mean?

  Sara Lance : [he takes one of the jars containing Rasputin's remains and opens it]  Okay, hey, whoa, no, no, don't!

  Ava Sharpe : Don't!

  Sara Lance : [they gag as he drinks it]  Ugh!

• Mona Wu : Is this a timequake?

  Ava Sharpe : See, I knew the timeline was still in jeopardy. What do we got? Time pirates, time terrorism, time sex tourism?

  Behrad Tarazi : Wow, Ava, you could be a supervillain if you applied yourself.