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4 luni, 3 saptamâni si 2 zile (2007)
This is the worst movie I have ever seen
This was the biggest time waster. I want to go back in time and abort the director as a fetus.
Slow, slow, slow, slow, slow. Nothing f#cking happens!! People talk and argue and a stupid woman who caused her friend a lot of stress because of her idiocy gets an abortion and her friend bends over backwards to help her. The friend is all bent out of shape and traumatized and it takes a toll on her relationship with her boyfriend.
OK, I could think about what that means. About whether she should have helped her friend or not, the long term implications for her psychologically, and so on. But I don't give a sh!t. The movie builds no sympathy for the character.
This is a piece of sh!t and all the fancy shmancy movie people are falling over each other to suck the director's d!ck because it was realistic and seemed like real life. Well so the f#ck what?! I could make a movie just as real in my spare time with my cell phone actually recording real life bullsh!t. Don't watch this movie.
Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013)
Watch it like a parody
There were points in the movie where I was surprised, but never truly frightened.
It's formulaic, it's predictable, and it's just plain not scary.
Most movies use foreshadowing. They want to be clever and make us guess at what's coming. If the director is good at it, you'll either be misdirected for a bigger set-up or get just enough to find little bits and pieces of information that keep it interesting. No movie should let you figure out the plot from the clues unless you're Sherlock Holmes.
But this movie practically ruins itself! The suspense was never there for me because it was given away by a veritable Reeses pieces trail. The director couldn't have done a worse job if he'd included small cut-scenes where he told you what to expect in the next scene. OK, that's a bit of an exaggeration, but you get the point.
The reasons that I'm giving even giving this movie a 6 out of 10 are. 1. It has some new takes on overdone horror themes. 2. Because halfway through, I made the mental shift to enjoy this as a comedy adventure rather than a horror movie. It made it a lot more enjoyable when I lowered my expectations and shifted genres.