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Law Abiding Citizen (2009)
A good movie that could of been Epic.
This movie is awesome from the beginning to about 80% of it then it is like the people in charge of the story just chickened out. The main character should of never died. Simple as that. He should of won. It would of been a new age Death Wish movie without being a copy cat. If the main character was as smart as he seemed thru most of the movie he would of made his point the way it should of been. We all know the justice system and political system are beyond corrupt. This guy would of made a great anti-hero in a very original way. I can only imagine that they thought they would not make enough money if they did the ending I am talking about but if they had this movie would of reached cult level popularity instead of just being that one good movie I watched once.
DC's Legends of Tomorrow: Their Time Is Now (2016)
Side Kicks and Second class villains.
Sidekicks and Second class villains. This just seems like a money grab on the part of the TV networks. I mean really... Do these guys even read the comics they decide to make into a show. I am undecided on the shows writing at the moment but I can't see it keeping me interested that long at all. I would file it under garbage like Marvels Agent Carter and Marvels Agents of Shield. Just money grab programming with no insight into what the comic community really wants. DC's Flash is really the only thing they have going for them at the moment as Arrow is also complete garbage soap opera bs. So Wonder Woman was turned down for a show but this hot garbage made it??? I am just rambling for the last 2 or 3 lines as this site has some per-designated junk to actually post.
Agent Carter (2015)
Just slapping a marvel name on it doesn't make it good...
Seriously, What is this garbage. It is basically a really bad soap opera based in the 30's or somewhere around there... There is nothing super about it. I don't know why they even bother with garbage like this or the marvel agents of shield show... I am a huge marvel fan but certainly not of the garbage TV shows they have made recently. If your just making a show because it is cheap to make you better darn well make sure it is interesting. I will not be watching one more episode of Agent Carter. This show doesn't deserve 10 lines of text... Where are shows from marvel with real characters. Ones with an actual following. The Fantastic Four, The Hulk, The Amazing Spider-man, Wolverine, Deadpool, X-men(pick any), Iron man, Dazzler, Wasp,.. the list can go on for quite a while...
What is wrong with Agent Carter.
1. It's about a hot woman who where's clothes from the 30's... Who wants to see that? Feminists maybe but ratings show there aren't that many of them. 2. There is nothing fantastic going on in this like the characters it branches off from. Iron Man and Captain America. 3. The story or writing is sleep worthy.
Star Trek: Voyager (1995)
Bad show but great story arc
The show itself is pretty bad except a handful of episodes. The tie-ins across the whole series is pretty good tho. I really like the way it ended unlike its predecessors that were good shows but ended poorly. You can pretty much skip around the first seasons until seven of nine enters the show. Which I think happens around season 4. Funny thing is the actress that played seven of nine really had little respect for the star trek community when asked about the show. Ah well, they are just paid to act not like the show they are in. I literally loath the type of law shows that she is in now. I think of the novel 1984 when ever I see the plethora of law shows I see. "Conform" "Obey"... Anyways if your a hard core sci-fi fan then give it till season 4 to give up on it and if its that hard watching till then. I would suggest watch the first 5 or 6 episodes of season 1 then moving to season 4.
Game of Thrones: The Watchers on the Wall (2014)
I have liked every episode of Game of Thrones
But, This is really the worst episode I have seen. Comparable to a "C" movie action sequence. They should of by passed showing any of this blather at all and just summed it up from word of mouth from someone from somewhere.
Most of the story was shown with not much context to why. Really what are they fighting for anyway. Because they are too cold? I gather its just the time old "I want what you have" human BS. Have I made it to 10 sentences yet?
And wow some of these long winded positive reviews??? Getting paid well I hope. I don't see why any normal person would submit more than a few sentences for any review.
Man of Steel (2013)
Too much Jor-El
The movie is very close to the way I would think a real superman would be, in some parts... The Jor-El garbage that takes up almost 1/3 of the movies is a waste and absolutely boring and should of been avoided. General Zod was extremely unbelievable and flakey. I would think Chrisopher Reeves is turning over his grave at this movie... Oh and let us not forget the sequel with Ben Afflek(will never forget the awfulness that is Daredevil) as Batman... Holy Garbage BATMAN! I would of never expected such sewage from the guy who made Batman Begins and The Dark Knight. ON the other hand I would totally expect this from the guy who brought us THE Dark Knight Returns... This movie is so fail on so many reasons that it is hard to pinpoint.
The Spectacular Spider-Man (2008)
The Best Spider-Man Adaption Ever
I have seen everything spider-man and this show is the best there is. No other spider-man cartoon has come this close. They cover responsibility, humor and the action flowing in perfect rhythm. This is the most loyal adaption of the spirit from the comics as well. I have never seen it come together this good on TV. You see many of the popular villains and some of the not so popular ones and this is great. You see his personal life on a level that the comics brought out. The people that made this cartoon must of been serious fans. It is a real crime that they canceled this. The newest spider-man cartoon "Ultimate Spider-man" is the ultimate insult to all spidey fans.
Ultimate Spider-Man (2012)
Poorest Representation of Spider-man EVER!
This thing is so awful! It's like they are trying to make spider-man into a poor humored, whiny, fluffy bunny version of Deadpool... The voice playing spider-man is enough alone to give you a headache. The story is so ridiculous. It follows nothing right in the comics. Not that I am against a new story,but this story they are telling if you can call it that is $%#! poor. They had such a good series going in Spectacular Spider-man and then the company changed hands and now we have this Ultimate Spider-man Garbage. The only thing they get right is the animation... Ultimate Spider-man is Sooo bad! So Disgustingly awful. Oh and let us not forget the Spider Cycle! Can you say product placement?! Why the hell does spider-man need a motorcycle at all... I can only assume they are trying to pull off what Batman The Brave and the Bold did with a corny but superbly done version of Batman...
ALSO The biggest theme in Spider-man is supposed to be responsibility. Ultimate Spider-man is the absolute opposite of this. I would never let my kid watch this garbage.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (2013)
Super Hero Universe Minus Super Heroes...
Interesting to many faults. You can see they are budgeting like crazy because all they focus on is gadgets. We live in a world of new gadgets everywhere. This isn't going to impress us as much as this show hopes. Where are the super heroes??? This is based in Marvel Universe.... Where are Cameos of Reed Richards, Hank Pym, Bruce Banner, Peter Parker or Tony Stark. I mean if you are going the technology route these guys have to show up eventually... The concept is interesting but will fail without true marvel iconic universe population making appearances. This show screams "We are cheapo". There are tons of ways to incorporate cheap versions of the great ones. They however made no attempt in the 4 episodes I have seen. So far not one real super powered being has made an appearance. The guy in the first episode does not constitute a super being and he was pretty lame... I assume Disney is behind this in someway as they are on a warpath to destroy all marvel characters.
Update. I have been watching it to episode 15 now and I have to agree with the one previous review that they should just rename the show "Skye is So GREAT!" I wish she would fall off the silly plane they ride around in. Television is reaching all new lows lately when this is the only thing you can find to watch.
Wolf Girl (2001)
A very interesting movie
I stumbled across this out of sheer mistake. I am so surprised I have never seen it before. Possibly because it paints Shawn Ashmore in a negative way... Some actors try to bury movies they are ashamed of. Anyway. This movie was great! Even Shawn's character. It had an excellent message and an excellent story. Any reference says this is a TV movie but I can not see this being played on regular TV with some of the visuals. It has a really good message for teens(visuals aside). Really some people are too hung up on nudity anyway... Violence should get more of a reaction than nudity any day. The female lead should of had a career upgrade from this. She was very good. Who ever buried the traces of this movie are to blame. Watch This Movie!!!
Hannibal (2013)
Good story
I have only seen the first episode so far. The story is intriguing and well done. Most of the characters are played well enough.
I do have a major gripe about Hannibal Lecter tho... Hannibal is supposed to speak loudly,distinctly and hypnotically. He loves the sound of his own voice. The fella they have playing him mumbles and apparently doesn't speak English well at all. Bad Bad Choice for Hannibal. Sure he looks odd enough but it's the voice that makes you want to listen to Hannibal... I get that shows are running on low budgets these days. This was just a bad casting decision all around. The Graham character is pretty interesting at least. I doubt it will be enough to carry a show about Hannibal.
These reviews that are half a page long are so obviously paid people as well... shame on you.
Falling Skies (2011)
Holey Scriptiness Batman!!!!
This thing is so full of plot holes they should just call it Cemetery. Just garbage writing after garbage writing. My dog could write better scripts. This could of been good. Had they tried. I would give up good effects for a decent story any day. Unfortunately this show does neither. I hope the freaking aliens win! I am actually rooting for the bad guy in this show. Please end this garbage soon. I Think the actors in this show should never ever work again as well(since I have to write a longer review to get this thing posted. I mean why?). Anyway this show is damaging to any intellect. Watch anything. A whole other show! Save YourSELF! AHHHH!
Revolution (2012)
Falling Skies Part 2
This show had a good idea the first few episodes. It however lost site of good writing. They obviously had no story board or they made the story in a mentally handicap ward. Sooooo many plot holes. I can stand cheap effects as long as the story is sound. This show however is lost as it gets. The HUGEST plot hole is "Why would the DOD perpetrate a shutdown of all electricity that they can only turn back on. Then give control of it to some random guy that becomes a militia leader?" That is such a huge plot HOLE. Especially as most Americans would welcome a show hating American government these days... This show might last 2 seasons on a dare. Season 3 is not going to happen. It is a shame to as a few of the actors are pretty good.
Batman: The Brave and the Bold (2008)
Adam West Revived!
This show is awesome. It is campy, clever and just plain silly. Just like the old Adam West Batman show used to be. This cartoon was such a refreshing change form the over abundance of the dark brooding batman shows lately. They bring in those silly characters you never see in the darker batman. Which is AWESOME! Characters like Aquaman, Plastic man, The Blue Beetle, etc... Even Batmite!. This show needs to come back in a major way! not enough people have given it the chance it deserves. This is silver age Batman. Something some people who like the boring old dark knight series may never get. Batman the campy version is just plain ridiculous fun!!!
The Walking Dead (2010)
Started out like a shooting star.
The First Season was WoW!!!!!!! Everything after that started going down hill. I don't know if their budget was over drawn or they fired someone who was just too good to pass up but something happened between season 1 and the other seasons. The endings are more soap opera like at the ends of the 2cd and 3rd seasons. Nothing like the first seasons. In season 3 they even cheapened out on the longer first episode of the season. I had such high hopes for this show but it is gradually losing that feel that sucked me in from season 1. The lines and acting were even better in season 1. The only thing that sort of carried season 2 was the air of acting from season 1 of which they totally lost in season 3. I will say! Killing Andrea was the best thing in the show. This actor was not worthy of the part of Andrea and I hate her for screwing it up.