DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)
The Curse of the Earth Totem (2018)
Brandon Routh: Ray Palmer
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Amaya Jiwe : I don't know what I'm looking at.
Mick Rory : Looks like a hemorrhoid.
Ray Palmer : What? No, it... it's Mallus. Demon horns? Anyway, the hunt for the six totems has begun.
Amaya Jiwe : There are only five tribes in Zambesi. Each was gifted with a totem. And a I checked; there's no record of a sixth.
Ray Palmer : Well, the good news is that we have the Air and the Spirit totems.
Amaya Jiwe : Kuasa has the Water totem.
Ray Palmer : And since the final totem is a complete mystery, that leaves us looking for Earth and Fire. Now, the Fire totem, which is currently smashed, BTW, was last seen in a Detroit museum in 2018.
Amaya Jiwe : Wait, how do you know that?
Ray Palmer : Because it is with your granddaughter Mari's - or, AKA the other Vixen's - boyfriend, Dr. Adam Macalester. He's dedicated his life to the study of the Zambesi totems.
Amaya Jiwe : Well, if Constantine is right and the only thing that Mallus fears is the sixth, then we need to get our hands on the Fire totem.
Mick Rory : Ah. Collect the set, win a prize.
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Ray Palmer : We need to tell Sara we got to get to Detroit.
Mick Rory : Nope, she's off to Star City. She's been texting some guy. They're going on a date.
Ray Palmer : How do you know? What, are you looking at her phone?
Mick Rory : I look at everyone's phone. Helps pass the time.
Ray Palmer : Well... who's she going on a date with?
Amaya Jiwe : Obviously, it's Ava.
Mick Rory : Oh, that's hot.
Sara Lance : [entering] What's hot?
Ray Palmer : [changing the subject] Uh... the Fire totem. Hot, hot. Very hot and currently in Detroit, so what do you say we motor off to the Motor City?
Sara Lance : Right now? Um... I might sit this one out, because I have to do... business back home.
Mick Rory : I bet you do.
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Mick Rory : We tried to steal the Fire totem from your granddaughter's boyfriend, but someone beat us to it.
Ray Palmer : Damien Darhk.
Amaya Jiwe : [reading the note Zari hands her] "Dear Legends, now I have two."
Zari Tomaz : You know, for a megalomaniac, he has very lovely penmanship.
Ray Palmer : I know, right?
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Mick Rory : Captain wants to see you.
Nate Heywood : Aw, man, Sara's here?
Mick Rory : Not that one, you dumbass. I'm talking about the most fearsome pirate queen to sail the seven seas: the Dread Pirate Jiwe.
[indicating the depressed Amaya]
Mick Rory : She needs to loosen up.
Nate Heywood : [catching on] Yeah. I heard she once cut out a man's tongue for not obeying her orders.
Mick Rory : Yeah... and she still carries it to this day.
Toothless Pirate : I never heard of no lady pirate.
Ray Palmer : That's because dead men tell no tales.
Scottish Pirate : They say she lost her ship to a kraken, and in retribution, she hunted down the monster's wee bairn and ate the gupper raw.
Barkeep : I heard she was spat back out o' hell by the devil himself.
Barrel-Chested Pirate : I hear she be more bold and fearless than Captain Blackbeard.
[Blackbeard appears in the door threshold]
Barrel-Chested Pirate : Begging your pardon, Captain.
Blackbeard : What was that you said?
Barrel-Chested Pirate : I have it under good authority we be in the company of the Dread Pirate Jiwe.
Amaya Jiwe : [quietly] Why is everyone staring at me?
Mick Rory : If there's one thing pirates love more than treasure, it's a good story.
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Sara Lance : Please tell me that the Waverider did not just crash into Star City.
Zari Tomaz : Star City? Is that where we are?
Sara Lance : Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
Ray Palmer : Well, the good news is the cannonball didn't hit the time core. And Nate made a beautiful landing.
Zari Tomaz : [dryly sarcastic] Yeah.
Nate Heywood : Thanks, big guy. So, Sara, how's the date going?
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Ray Palmer : [simultaneously with Nate] Bad news!
Nate Heywood : Good news!
Zari Tomaz : What's going on?
Ray Palmer : [simultaneously again] The Fire totem's gone.
Nate Heywood : I know where their totem is.
Amaya Jiwe : Ray-Ray, you go first.
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Nate Heywood : I know where the Earth totem is, or more precisely, when: 1717, Saint Lisette.
[seeing their confusion]
Nate Heywood : St. Lisette? Sister ship of La Concorde?
Mick Rory : Get to the point, Pretty.
Nate Heywood : La Concorde was boarded by pirates, and later named Queen Anne's Revenge. It's Blackbeard the Pirate's ship.
Ray Palmer : So, Blackbeard has the Earth totem.
Mick Rory : Well, let's steal it.
Zari Tomaz : No, guys, hold on. Sara's on a date. We should probably avoid messing with history while she's still on appetizers?
Ray Palmer : But... think how happy she'd be if we had the Earth totem by dessert.
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Amaya Jiwe : How are we supposed to find Blackbeard in this rabble?
Ray Palmer : Well, we could ask a pirate nicely.
Nate Heywood : Nicely? Ray, pirates are terrified of Blackbeard. They're not just gonna offer up...
Toothless Pirate : [holding a sword to his throat] So, you're looking for Blackbeard? How do I know you's not spies for the Royal Navy?
Mick Rory : [Amaya fights him off] Because we wanna join Blackbeard's crew, you germ.
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Nate Heywood : Rory, Amaya, come in, over.
Ray Palmer : Some sort of interference with the communications system.
Nate Heywood : Guys, answer me! Over.
Zari Tomaz : Hey, calm down. I'm sure they're okay.
Gideon : [the ship's lights flicker] My apologies, but I'm experiencing a level four systems failure.
Zari Tomaz : Wasn't me. Nothing to do with it.
Gideon : I believe the fault lies in our present coordinates. You did park me in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle.
Nate Heywood : Sailors call it the Devil's Triangle.
Ray Palmer : No, the stories of ships disappearing are grossly exaggerated.
[the lights shut down completely]
Zari Tomaz : [flicking on a lighter] Um... you sure about that, Ray?
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Nate Heywood : Gideon, maybe you could help us settle an argument. What are the chances of survival if we stay in the Bermuda Triangle?
Gideon : Zero. There are multiple cannonballs headed towards our starboard bow as we speak.
Zari Tomaz : Um, sorry, cannonballs?
Ray Palmer : I thought we were cloaked.
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Gideon : I tried to tell you coming here was a bad idea.
Ray Palmer : Who the heck is firing at us?
[cut to outside]
Damien Darhk : I want that ship brought down! Fire another volley!
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Sara Lance : When I left, you were headed for Detroit.
Ray Palmer : Yeah, it's a... it's... it's a really... it's a really long story.
Nate Heywood : Mick and Amaya are marooned in 1717, the Darhks have the Fire totem, and Blackbeard has the Earth totem.
Ray Palmer : I just thought it was gonna be a longer story.
Zari Tomaz : [entering] Thank god you're back. You look great. The engine room's a disaster. We're not going anywhere.
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Nate Heywood : Sara!
Sara Lance : Yeah, what now?
Nate Heywood : We have another anachronism in 1717. The HMS Fortitude got into a naval battle with Blackbeard's ship off the coast of Grace Island.
Sara Lance : So?
Ray Palmer : So... that is a portrait of their admiral.
Sara Lance : Damien Darhk.
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Sara Lance : I don't care if Zari has to duct tape the Waverider back together, we have to get it in the air.
Gideon : Well, I wouldn't advise returning to the Bermuda Triangle.
Nate Heywood : It's the Devil's Triangle, and Mick and Amaya are in danger.
Sara Lance : [a portal opens, and Ava enters] Ava! Hey!
Ava Sharpe : Don't "Hi, Ava" me. You stood me up, jerk.
Ray Palmer : Awkward.
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Ray Palmer : It's Nora. The nanite pistol is gonna kill her, and... that's what it was supposed to do, but now I feel...
Mick Rory : Like a badass.
Ray Palmer : No. Guilty.
Mick Rory : What? You saved Amaya.
Ray Palmer : I know. Doesn't really make sense, except that I met her... as a kid.
Mick Rory : Well, now she's all grown up and joined the demon's side.
Ray Palmer : Yeah. But you... you have changed since I first met you, and I hate to break it to you, Mick, but... you are a much better person. And maybe Nora could have become one, too. There was hope for her, anyway, before I took it away.
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Zari Tomaz : We're screwed. The ship's electrical systems are experiencing multiple unexplained malfunctions.
Nate Heywood : It's the Devil's Triangle.
Ray Palmer : Look, that's just a myth.
Zari Tomaz : Whatever it is, we need to time jump out of here.
Nate Heywood : What? And leave Mick and Amaya stranded in pirate times?
Zari Tomaz : It's a miracle we're still in the air.
Ray Palmer : Well, I'm sure they're having a whale of a time with Blackbeard.
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Nate Heywood : Hey, I know it looks like a mess, but we really wanted you to have a nice night out.
Ray Palmer : Yeah, if you really like that mean Time Bureau lady, you shouldn't give up on her.
Sara Lance : Look, I'm not giving up on anything, other than maybe the idea that I'll ever have a normal life. Zari, get the ship back in fighting shape, 'cause until then... Rory and Amaya are on their own.
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Mick Rory : Haircut, you want a beer? Everyone's off doing their own thing. Just you and me.
Ray Palmer : Sure, could... use a beer, even if I am your last choice of companion.
[seeing Mick glance at his equations]
Ray Palmer : Oh, that? I was just doing a bit of light theorizing, and then I had a breakthrough. I am gonna develop a liquid for the perfect dry erase marker. Strong viscosity, clean lines.
Mick Rory : You're a terrible liar.