DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)
The Curse of the Earth Totem (2018)
Tala Ashe: Zari Tomaz
Quotes
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Amaya Jiwe : I like what you've done with your hair.
Zari Tomaz : Oh, really? I hate it.
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Mick Rory : We tried to steal the Fire totem from your granddaughter's boyfriend, but someone beat us to it.
Ray Palmer : Damien Darhk.
Amaya Jiwe : [reading the note Zari hands her] "Dear Legends, now I have two."
Zari Tomaz : You know, for a megalomaniac, he has very lovely penmanship.
Ray Palmer : I know, right?
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Sara Lance : Please tell me that the Waverider did not just crash into Star City.
Zari Tomaz : Star City? Is that where we are?
Sara Lance : Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
Ray Palmer : Well, the good news is the cannonball didn't hit the time core. And Nate made a beautiful landing.
Zari Tomaz : [dryly sarcastic] Yeah.
Nate Heywood : Thanks, big guy. So, Sara, how's the date going?
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Sara Lance : I don't know who looks more ridiculous, you guys in your pirate britches or me in this... stupid dress.
Zari Tomaz : Definitely them.
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Zari Tomaz : Hey. You okay?
Amaya Jiwe : My granddaughter, the good one, she's out there. I wanna see her more than anything.
Zari Tomaz : But you can't without screwing up history.
Amaya Jiwe : Some days, I wish I had never heard of time travel.
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Ray Palmer : [simultaneously with Nate] Bad news!
Nate Heywood : Good news!
Zari Tomaz : What's going on?
Ray Palmer : [simultaneously again] The Fire totem's gone.
Nate Heywood : I know where their totem is.
Amaya Jiwe : Ray-Ray, you go first.
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Nate Heywood : I know where the Earth totem is, or more precisely, when: 1717, Saint Lisette.
[seeing their confusion]
Nate Heywood : St. Lisette? Sister ship of La Concorde?
Mick Rory : Get to the point, Pretty.
Nate Heywood : La Concorde was boarded by pirates, and later named Queen Anne's Revenge. It's Blackbeard the Pirate's ship.
Ray Palmer : So, Blackbeard has the Earth totem.
Mick Rory : Well, let's steal it.
Zari Tomaz : No, guys, hold on. Sara's on a date. We should probably avoid messing with history while she's still on appetizers?
Ray Palmer : But... think how happy she'd be if we had the Earth totem by dessert.
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Nate Heywood : Rory, Amaya, come in, over.
Ray Palmer : Some sort of interference with the communications system.
Nate Heywood : Guys, answer me! Over.
Zari Tomaz : Hey, calm down. I'm sure they're okay.
Gideon : [the ship's lights flicker] My apologies, but I'm experiencing a level four systems failure.
Zari Tomaz : Wasn't me. Nothing to do with it.
Gideon : I believe the fault lies in our present coordinates. You did park me in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle.
Nate Heywood : Sailors call it the Devil's Triangle.
Ray Palmer : No, the stories of ships disappearing are grossly exaggerated.
[the lights shut down completely]
Zari Tomaz : [flicking on a lighter] Um... you sure about that, Ray?
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Nate Heywood : Gideon, maybe you could help us settle an argument. What are the chances of survival if we stay in the Bermuda Triangle?
Gideon : Zero. There are multiple cannonballs headed towards our starboard bow as we speak.
Zari Tomaz : Um, sorry, cannonballs?
Ray Palmer : I thought we were cloaked.
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Sara Lance : When I left, you were headed for Detroit.
Ray Palmer : Yeah, it's a... it's... it's a really... it's a really long story.
Nate Heywood : Mick and Amaya are marooned in 1717, the Darhks have the Fire totem, and Blackbeard has the Earth totem.
Ray Palmer : I just thought it was gonna be a longer story.
Zari Tomaz : [entering] Thank god you're back. You look great. The engine room's a disaster. We're not going anywhere.
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Zari Tomaz : We're screwed. The ship's electrical systems are experiencing multiple unexplained malfunctions.
Nate Heywood : It's the Devil's Triangle.
Ray Palmer : Look, that's just a myth.
Zari Tomaz : Whatever it is, we need to time jump out of here.
Nate Heywood : What? And leave Mick and Amaya stranded in pirate times?
Zari Tomaz : It's a miracle we're still in the air.
Ray Palmer : Well, I'm sure they're having a whale of a time with Blackbeard.