DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)
Séance and Sensibility (2019)
Tala Ashe: Zari Tomaz
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Quotes
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Mona Wu : [after sniffing Zari] I think my sense of smell has improved because of Wolfie, and you smell exactly like... Nate.
Zari Tomaz : No, I don't.
Mona Wu : It's definitely Nate! Nate and something else.
[sniffs]
Mona Wu : Arousal?
[Charlie laughs]
Zari Tomaz : No, I don't. I mean, Nate, that would be wrong and...
Sara Lance : He likes you.
[off Zari's look]
Sara Lance : He confessed it when he swallowed the truth bug.
Zari Tomaz : We're so not passing the Bechdel test right now.
Sara Lance : It's okay to talk about guys sometimes.
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Zari Tomaz : [under the influence of Kamadeva's magical music] In the morning, we should go ask the parson to marry us.
Coachman : [surprised, amused] A Christian wedding? For a Muslim woman and a Hindu man?
Zari Tomaz : Let's not think with our heads, but feel with our hearts.
[They continue with the dance]
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Nate Heywood : Hey, uh, thanks for sticking around this past week.
Zari Tomaz : What are pretend girlfriends for?
Nate Heywood : My mom's gonna be so crushed when I tell her we broke up.
Zari Tomaz : Then don't.
[awkward silence]
Zari Tomaz : I... I mean, she's going through a lot. We can pretend break up any time we want.
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Charlie : Gideon traced a new Fugitive to a wedding Jane Austen attended in Bath, England, 1802.
Mona Wu : I already had Gideon chart a course. Can I come on the mission? Please?
Sara Lance : [somewhat reluctant] Sure.
Ray Palmer : Yeah, and as much as I love a good wedding sneak, I-I'm gonna QB from, uh... from my bedroom.
Sara Lance : Is he acting weirder than normal?
Charlie , Zari Tomaz : Yeah.
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Charlie : If you don't jump that buff coachman's bones, I will.
Zari Tomaz : We are at this wedding to catch a magical creature.
Sara Lance : If that's the groom, then I'm glad I'm not the bride.
Jane Austen : [seated in front of them] A man's charms are equal to his fortunes. And Mr. Dockerty's fortunes are prodigious.
Cassandra Austen : Shh. Jane, don't be rude.
Mona Wu : [awed] That's Jane Austen.
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Sara Lance : So, the bride and the scullery maid, that was...
Zari Tomaz : Insane?
Mona Wu : Romantic.
Sara Lance : I was gonna say hot.
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Sara Lance : Fugitive get to you, too?
Zari Tomaz : Yeah.
Charlie : Well, personally, I really enjoyed my night, blowing David Bowie's mind. Who'd you get a leg over, Z? Wait, let me guess. Nate? No, Kamadeva.
Sara Lance : [seeing Z's face] Both?
Charlie : It was both! Blimey, Z, I didn't know you had it in you.
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Zari Tomaz : You shouldn't mess with people's dreams.
Kamadeva : My powers don't create passion out of thin air. Whomever you dreamt about, you truly desire.
Zari Tomaz : It doesn't mean I have to act on it. It's called impulse control.
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Charlie : Come on. I bet it's been months since you got laid. Now, why don't you just go smash Nate?
Sara Lance : Or better yet, you should go smash somebody else, because if you're still thinking about Nate, then you know you're really into him.
Mona Wu : Why don't you talk to Nate? Tell him how you feel.
Charlie : Oh, boo.
Sara Lance : That is a terrible idea.
Zari Tomaz : [ending the conversation] Okay, I'm going. Bye.
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Coachman : Forgive me, miss. Are you hurt?
Zari Tomaz : Only my pride.
Coachman : Injured pride is a small thing, if it allowed us to meet.
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Zari Tomaz : [meeting an attractive man after being teased about her love life] Not a word.
Sara Lance : Was that a curtsy?
Charlie : [laughing] "Only my pride."
Zari Tomaz : Okay, let's go. Shut up.
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Sara Lance : We think you might be dealing with...
Zari Tomaz : The fugitive? Yeah, I know. This is Kamadeva.
Mona Wu : As in the namesake of Kama Sutra, Kamadeva?
Zari Tomaz : [awkwardly] That I did not know.
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Kamadeva : You sound like a woman who has never let herself fall in love.
Zari Tomaz : Where I'm from, love is a liability.
Kamadeva : And yet a life without love is no life at all.
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Zari Tomaz : Tell me, what does a god know about the human heart?
Sanjay : [removing his necklace] My real name is Sanjay. I was born thousands of years ago. When the actual Kamadeva was immolated by Shiva, I gathered his ashes in this vial. They bestowed powers I could have scarcely imagined.
Zari Tomaz : Why are you telling me this?
Sanjay : Because I like you. And I think you secretly yearn to be impulsive and free. Unless you lack the courage.
Zari Tomaz : [turning off the force field] Okay. Give me a hit.
Sanjay : Might I suggest...
Zari Tomaz : Nope. If I'm gonna do this, I want to experience love, lust, the whole shebang. That is, unless you lack the courage.
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Kamadeva : [singing] I want you badly as my bride/Please make my wish come true.
Zari Tomaz : These feelings can't be denied/So yes I say I...
Mona Wu : Stop! You're making a mistake!
[singing]
Zari Tomaz : Zari...
[spoken]
Mona Wu : Whoa. Why did I just sing that? Okay, I guess I'm just gonna roll with the whole singing thing.
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Mona Wu : [singing] Every day we find a way to hold grief in/Not let them see/We feel so wrong, we often long/Get swept away in fantasy/You've been so brave, wise, and strong/By opening your door/Please, Zari, have courage now/To wait for something more.
Sanjay : [speaking] Don't listen to her, my love.
Sara Lance : No, Mona's right, Z. You don't even know this guy.
Charlie : He's been using the powers of a love god for years. Guaranteed he's got a wife.
Zari Tomaz : Is that true?
Sanjay : Not exactly. I have a thousand wives. But lucky number 1,001 is the most important.
Zari Tomaz : [in disbelief] Seriously?
Sanjay : So, you still want to marry me?
Zari Tomaz : No. I definitely do not.