- Chief Wiggum: Sorry to bother you, but we got an anonymous tip about loud music and a "strip-diddly-dipper"?
- Barney: When I feel the urge to sober up, I just talk to my sponsor.
- [turns to an invisible giant bunny]
- White Rabbit: Drink! Or I'll die.
- Edna Krabappel: Aww, that is the most romantic thing I've ever heard... which is kind of sad when you think about it.
- Comic Book Guy: I adore Edna. She's near mint and comes from a very limited edition - females who will talk to me.
- Marge Simpson: You're getting acid in the bed! I'm going to sleep on the couch.
- Homer Simpson: She sure loves that couch.